They “Retired” Coach Woodson Thread

[Chris007]

6 minutes ago, BlueDevil said:

I say we all pitch in for a film crew for next year's documentary titled: "Booziers, a season on the drink."

I think this is a moneymaker. Sell this to Netflix or Prime.

[Hovadipo]

11 minutes ago, Home Jersey said:

Lots of places you can go to for an IRL happy ending 

Bob Kraft approves this message. 

[steubenhoosier]

I am on board that it’s time for him to go.

 I am not on board with kicking him in the azz on the way out 

[AZ Hoosier]

3 minutes ago, rcbowla said:

I mean he couldn't even get TJD's name right for about the first 2 weeks of taking the job. 

And he always refers to Kel'el Ware as "the big guy"... 

[Home Jersey]

Just now, Hovadipo said:

Bob Kraft approves this message. 

Sponsored by Deshaun Watson.

[Reuben with an ST]

25 minutes ago, Stuhoo said:

Welcome back!

Been awhile since you’ve been around these parts.

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Myself, I've always found imitation to be the sincerest form of a giving a know-it-all the middle finger.  Maybe I should run for the board of trustees on that platform.

[OKHOOSIER]

1 minute ago, Chris007 said:

Of course I will. I love the Dylan voice even a little Tom Petty voice. I’ve said forever we need a podcast.

I have your show named already: "Free Fallin: IU Basketball and the Idiot Wind" 

[Willkie71]

So, what if we send the War and Basketball X to everyone in the portal.  Anyone that would still be willing to come here would have to be really tough sons of b****s and not afraid of anyone or the coaches. Might still not be a very good team but but fun to watch. ;-)

[JSHoosier]

2 minutes ago, steubenhoosier said:

I am on board that it’s time for him to go.

 I am not on board with kicking him in the azz on the way out 

Who said kick? Put his golf clubs and humidor outside, then when he tries to retrieve them lock the door behind him. No kicking involved. Joking...kind of.

He never should've been hired, think of it as fixing a glitch.

[RaceToTheTop]

28 minutes ago, Stuhoo said:

Nah, it’ll just be far less energized than in a normal year.

I believe the students are on spring break, aren't they?  Problem will calm it a bit. Not that the students are going to as invested as the locals that have been attending the games for years/decades, but in terms of voicing their opinions in a don't-care-what-happens-to-me fashion, drunken students take the cake.

[IUHAHN81]

"Well, again guys....." Literally starts every statement that way. Or my fav, "Just gotta keep workin'." Has ZERO clue on how to get over the "hump" so he just says that. I've never once heard him say anything detailed regarding bball. 

[RaceToTheTop]

"We never expected Jordan Ford-Scalopini to leave after a season."

[go iu bb]

34 minutes ago, AZ Hoosier said:

 

I'll take the gig after Woodson is finally gone. I am willing to get paid millions of dollars to not coach, not recruit, not talk to the press, etc for 4 years. For that money, I'd be fine with people hating me.

[Hoosierfan2017]

14 minutes ago, steubenhoosier said:

I am on board that it’s time for him to go.

 I am not on board with kicking him in the azz on the way out 

50% ain’t too bad. Welcome aboard. 

[AZ Hoosier]

Just now, go iu bb said:

I'll take the gig after Woodson is finally gone. I am willing to get paid millions of dollars to not coach, not recruit, not talk to the press, etc for 4 years. For that money, I'd be fine with people hating me.

Sadly, that may be exactly where we are today...

But you have to promise to talk about yourself in the third person...

[southernindianahoosier2]

Saw that donors may have pulled funds today?divide on the fan base getting bigger. Anyone hear anything?

[Bowhunter]

58 minutes ago, Chris007 said:

I would still love for Woodson to say he was going to retire and let someone else take over. Still give him the buyout over 12 years. And we all move on. It could be a happy ending for everyone and who doesn’t like a happy ending. 

I said this last week and  I”m a nobody :}

[RaceToTheTop]

10 minutes ago, JSHoosier said:

Who said kick? Put his golf clubs and humidor outside, then when he tries to retrieve them lock the door behind him. No kicking involved. Joking...kind of.

He never should've been hired, think of it as fixing a glitch.

 

[hoopsta007]

2 minutes ago, go iu bb said:

I'll take the gig after Woodson is finally gone. I am willing to get paid millions of dollars to not coach, not recruit, not talk to the press, etc for 4 years. For that money, I'd be fine with people hating me.

I’ll do it for half of what you are asking.

[Stuhoo]

21 minutes ago, Chris007 said:

Of course I will. I love the Dylan voice even a little Tom Petty voice. I’ve said forever we need a podcast.

“The Hoosier Rational-ics”