They “Retired” Coach Woodson Thread

[mamasa]

4 hours ago, Stuhoo said:

It's actually kinda tasty! Actual real, aged bourbon. There's a whole lot worse for a whole lot more money. 

Benchmark is the “entry level” for Buffalo Trace- one of the better values!!

[mamasa]

4 hours ago, Chris007 said:

Stu has always had it out for me. Trying to kill me with Liquior, making me buy the expensive coffee and I'm sure many other things I can't think of

At least @Naturalhoosier didn’t try to kill you with Zima!!!

[TadQueasy]

41 minutes ago, Home Jersey said:

Off topic and very nerdy, but on the note of burners/alt accounts, it's really funny to think about how many of our country's Founding Fathers were literally Anonymous Posters. Pseudonyms and the Debate over the Constitution (csac.history.wisc.edu) ...An excerpt: 

The most prolific and profound public debate in American history occurred over ratifying the Constitution in 1787–1790. Much of this debate occurred in the print media—newspapers, broadsides, and pamphlets. Thousands of anonymous essays signed with a pseudonym appeared either as a single, stand-alone essay or as part of a series. After their original printing, essays were often reprinted in other newspapers and were sometimes compiled in pamphlet anthologies with other like-minded essays. For a wider distribution, individual essays were occasionally published as a pamphlet; while broadsides (usually a single sheet of paper printed on one side) often targeted a local audience sometimes preceding an election. The longest series of newspaper essays consisted of eighty-five numbers of The Federalist written by Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, and John Jay under the pseudonym of “Publius.” These essays were subsequently published in a two-volume edition in March and May 1788. ... 

Furthermore, during a time when dueling was not uncommon, writers were reluctant to acknowledge their authorship of harsh or abusive rhetoric that might provoke a duel. Eleazer Oswald, the volatile printer of the Philadelphia Independent Gazetteer, regularly threatened writers and even other printers who alienated him. In January 1786, Oswald challenged fellow Philadelphia printer Mathew Carey to a duel after Carey printed a scurrilous poem written by Carey that maligned Oswald. Oswald survived the duel unscathed, but Carey suffered a serious leg wound that hobbled him for fifteen months. It was reported that a number of Philadelphia printers and authors cautiously avoided Oswald for fear of being challenged to a duel.

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Makes me think of our Haiku for Mike Woodson.

I challenge Scott Dolson to a duel 

Hornsby challenges Scott Ferguson. 

Who wants the final boss, Quinn B himself?

See this is why you are the man to write our full page ad in the paper. Get after it! 

[WeeDerkaNaut]

30 minutes ago, Ryno6284 said:

Scott Dolson needs dueled

I challenge Scott to a duel

Quinn B can eat $hit!

Queen B? Ohhh Quinn B my bad

[AZ Hoosier]

13 hours ago, Deserthoozier said:

To think we just could’ve bought the greatest hits album, instead of trying to lay down some fresh tracks!!

 

[RaceToTheTop]

6 minutes ago, AZ Hoosier said:

 

Bonus hidden track ‘Ain’t My Job to Get Shots’

[WeeDerkaNaut]

19 minutes ago, RaceToTheTop said:

Bonus hidden track ‘Ain’t My Job to Get Shots’

And "The Road is Tough", also "Come See the King"

[BtownStrength]

1 hour ago, mamasa said:

Southern Tier IPA tonight 

Southern Tier makes some fantastic brews. Their Mokah is a top tier stout 

[Scooter T Washington]

3 hours ago, AZ Hoosier said:

"Daddy, make them stop booing me. It hurts my snowflake feelings", Mike Woodson

I’ll make an official coach Portal quote.

"Daddy, make them stop booing me. It hurts  Mike Woodson’s snowflake feelings", Mike Woodson

[KNOBYDOX]

And that old black magic in a box

[JSHoosier]

I know this has been posted before. Many of these are complaints we've made, so either he doesn't see them as problems or does but is completely incapable of fixing them.

[woodenshoemanHoosierfan]

I can't get away from the "get over the hump" phrase outside of this thread. On the way home from an American Legion meeting, I started to listen to the Rutger/NW game. The NW announcer said the phrase 3 times! I only listened to it about 5 minutes

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[MikeRoberts]

6 minutes ago, JSHoosier said:

I know this has been posted before. Many of these are complaints we've made, so either he doesn't see them as problems or does but is completely incapable of fixing them.

Thanks, I hadn’t seen that. Incredible how the knicks issues are Indiana's issues to a T

[Silat Player]

57 minutes ago, JSHoosier said:

I know this has been posted before. Many of these are complaints we've made, so either he doesn't see them as problems or does but is completely incapable of fixing them.

Yikes. This is scary accurate. 

[JSHoosier]

1 hour ago, MikeRoberts said:

Thanks, I hadn’t seen that. Incredible how the knicks issues are Indiana's issues to a T

 

12 minutes ago, Silat Player said:

Yikes. This is scary accurate. 

Yeah, almost like there's a common thread.

Gotta be the fans, no way it's crappy coaching.

[IUFAN1976]

7 hours ago, AZ Hoosier said:

 

Don’t forget that other big hit “The Big Fella”

[Tasmanian Devil]

7 hours ago, woodenshoemanHoosierfan said:

I can't get away from the "get over the hump" phrase outside of this thread. On the way home from an American Legion meeting, I started to listen to the Rutger/NW game. The NW announcer said the phrase 3 times! I only listened to it about 5 minutes

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Obviously, mediocre Mike is an influencer. He needs to take up his cause on social media.

Let’s give him a start in that direction, shall we?

 

FIRE MIKE WOODSON!!!

[Home Jersey]

They were booing at UConn when they trailed DePaul at halftime… Hurley was asked about it after the game. His response is a little different than Mike’s. The temperature wouldn’t be nearly this hot without the senior day comments / various comments he’s made over time. Are their fans toxic? The reason they’ve struggled this year? Lol

Guess how the second half went… 

[Home Jersey]

10 hours ago, MikeRoberts said:

I don’t know, I worked with CAA for many years and they are a bunch of woke up on 3rd and thought they slapped a triple people I’ve ever met. I can’t see any of them going to those lengths to protect someone like Mike Woodson

I’d doubt they do it personally but could definitely see them paying for services to get the burner network set up. It’s insanity and a Woody creation IMO, not the athletic department or university. Burners have always existed in the IU fan universe. These ones pushing narratives have different agendas. They didn’t ramp up like this til last year. Odd to say the least 

[IUFAN1976]

I figured out what Mike Woodson’s next paying gig is:

In the next Despicable Me:

Mike Woodson stars as Gru

SDB star as the minions