They “Retired” Coach Woodson Thread

[AZ Hoosier]

4 hours ago, Class of '66 Old Fart said:

Everybody better start shopping in bulk at Sam's Club and Costco for upset stomach medicines because you'll need them when he announces his exit full of self-congratulatory phrases.  I brought IU back to the table.  I got IU over the hump.  (mark my words he'll use that gd phrase).  His will be bad enough, but Dolson/Whitten will have to issue obligatory similar thank you for all you've done statements.  Stock up early.  Supplies will be limited in March.

There's not enough antacids on the planet for that... I stand by my assertion that he is lazy, arrogant, incompetent, entitled and just flat annoying. He's done nothing to move the Indiana basketball program forward. All he's done is enrich himself at the university's expense and burn every bit of good will channeled in his direction for the past four years. He's a stain on the name of Indiana University, and I will remember him as such.

[Pagoda]

18 minutes ago, Class of '66 Old Fart said:

Everybody better start shopping in bulk at Sam's Club and Costco for upset stomach medicines because you'll need them when he announces his exit full of self-congratulatory phrases.  I brought IU back to the table.  I got IU over the hump.  (mark my words he'll use that gd phrase).  His will be bad enough, but Dolson/Whitten will have to issue obligatory similar thank you for all you've done statements.  Stock up early.  Supplies will be limited in March.

Haha.  My eyes will roll out of the back of my head and this will be some of the most infuriating gaslighting imaginable.

Mike is toxic.  I cannot wait for him to be gone forever.

[68Hoosier]

9 hours ago, woodenshoemanHoosierfan said:

I'll die on this hillthat Cliff is part of the problem

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My son and I have discussed this at length for several years now.  We both think the same thing.  

[coonhounds]

Everybody better start shopping in bulk at Sam's Club and Costco for upset stomach medicines because you'll need them when he announces his exit full of self-congratulatory phrases.  I brought IU back to the table.  I got IU over the hump.  (mark my words he'll use that gd phrase).  His will be bad enough, but Dolson/Whitten will have to issue obligatory similar thank you for all you've done statements.  Stock up early.  Supplies will be limited in March.

I don't see this happening to be honest. This will be so ugly and toxic I don't think he will be able to say those things. I think there is a chance those things happen when he retires here in a few weeks though

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[iu eyedoc]

41 minutes ago, Class of '66 Old Fart said:

Everybody better start shopping in bulk at Sam's Club and Costco for upset stomach medicines because you'll need them when he announces his exit full of self-congratulatory phrases.  I brought IU back to the table.  I got IU over the hump.  (mark my words he'll use that gd phrase).  His will be bad enough, but Dolson/Whitten will have to issue obligatory similar thank you for all you've done statements.  Stock up early.  Supplies will be limited in March.

I would fully enjoy a self congratulatory speech. It would be proof he knows he has failed.

When does an honest man say you can trust me?

When does someone giving you a fair deal say "I'm giving you a fair deal."

If someone says," I am a man of God," run like hell or prepare to be screwed.

When someone has to sing their own praises they are, and they know they are, without fail, the opposite.

[Hornsby]

I don't see this happening to be honest. This will be so ugly and toxic I don't think he will be able to say those things. I think there is a chance those things happen when he retires here in a few weeks though

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I still dont see him leaving on his own if we are below 500 in the big ten. There is nothing good he can say after failing two years in a row.

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[OKHOOSIER]

41 minutes ago, coonhounds said:

I don't see this happening to be honest. This will be so ugly and toxic I don't think he will be able to say those things. I think there is a chance those things happen when he retires here in a few weeks though

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Yea I’m with you here. @Home Jersey said it a while back as well. I’m becoming more convinced this will be an ugly divorce. For the sake of the program and any remaining good will for Mike Woodson the player I hope it isn’t, but one need only look at how the last season ended. 
 

MW has already shown himself to be petty and vindictive. I have a really hard time believing he graciously bows out. His ego will not allow it. FFS the guy has repeatedly referred to himself in the third person unironically. Nobody with an ounce of self awareness would act as he does. It certainly doesn’t bode well for how this ends. I’m guessing he has to be fired and he’s not going to go quietly. And the MW twitter burner group will be in full revolt against the program.. I almost hope he does the self aggrandizement on the way out, it would be less toxic than what I think is coming. 
 

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[Napleshoosier]

It’s gonna be a $hit show for sure!  

[Artie86]

12 minutes ago, Hornsby said:

I still dont see him leaving on his own if we are below 500 in the big ten. There is nothing good he can say after failing two years in a row.

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The donors can just completely close their pocket books and say “We gave him his second chance, no more money till he’s gone!” 

[AZ Hoosier]

6 minutes ago, Napleshoosier said:

It’s gonna be a $hit show for sure!  

It pretty much has been for going on 4 years... just burn it down - full scorched earth on Woodson, Buckner and their minions. Absolutely no mercy.

[Napleshoosier]

10 minutes ago, AZ Hoosier said:

It pretty much has been for going on 4 years... just burn it down - full scorched earth on Woodson, Buckner and their minions. Absolutely no mercy.

Popcorn with extra butter please!  :)

[AZ Hoosier]

6 minutes ago, Napleshoosier said:

Popcorn with extra butter please!  :)

[Home Jersey]

29 minutes ago, sirhoosierlot said:

 

Scathing... and accurate

[go iu bb]

2 hours ago, Class of '66 Old Fart said:

Everybody better start shopping in bulk at Sam's Club and Costco for upset stomach medicines because you'll need them when he announces his exit full of self-congratulatory phrases.  I brought IU back to the table.  I got IU over the hump.  (mark my words he'll use that gd phrase).  His will be bad enough, but Dolson/Whitten will have to issue obligatory similar thank you for all you've done statements.  Stock up early.  Supplies will be limited in March.

He can make whatever noises he wants if he's gone. 

[DChoosier]

47 minutes ago, Hornsby said:

I still dont see him leaving on his own if we are below 500 in the big ten. There is nothing good he can say after failing two years in a row.

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I will be shocked if he is around next year and equally shocked if we are above .500 in the BT.  I’m guessing somewhere around 6-14 to 8-12.

[Trish]

2 hours ago, Class of '66 Old Fart said:

Everybody better start shopping in bulk at Sam's Club and Costco for upset stomach medicines because you'll need them when he announces his exit full of self-congratulatory phrases.  I brought IU back to the table.  I got IU over the hump.  (mark my words he'll use that gd phrase).  His will be bad enough, but Dolson/Whitten will have to issue obligatory similar thank you for all you've done statements.  Stock up early.  Supplies will be limited in March.

He could say all the mumbo jumbo he wants about bringing Indiana basketball back. However, he didnt. In fact, he’s no where comparable to Tom Crean, who actually brought Indiana Basketball back from the dead. 
 

Until Woodson makes it to an Elite 8, he hasn’t accomplished anything more note worthy than CTC. 

[Stuhoo]

18 minutes ago, Home Jersey said:

Scathing... and accurate

Scathing is an understatement.

If we lose at home to Rugers and get blown out by PSU at the Palestra, things could get interesting in a hurry. I don't think that will happen, but if it does the noise will be deafening.

[Hoosier987]

11 hours ago, woodenshoemanHoosierfan said:

I'll die on this hillthat Cliff is part of the problem

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I mean, it definitely appears that way. 

[mark1981]

9 minutes ago, Stuhoo said:

Scathing is an understatement.

If we lose at home to Rugers and get blown out by PSU at the Palestra, things could get interesting in a hurry. I don't think that will happen, but if it does the noise will be deafening.

Hopefully this story gets some traction, and it is the vehicle that gets this clown removed.