General Coach Candidate News

[CrossboneIU22 1,509]

2 minutes ago, WayneFleekHoosier said:

Who is this Jack of whom you speak? Is he our next coach?

Jack Black laughing all the way to the bank
Jack Dorsey straight homeless beard style in a red blazer.
Jack Johnson and his smooth grooves, serenading the huddle.
Jack Daniels, sponsor of this coach search.


Sent from my iPad using BtownBanners mobile app

Jack Bauer

[BottomLine 689]

 Flash!  This just in!  Hold the presses!  My wife just got back from the hairdressers and she was talking to another lady whose husband is the coach of a 12u girls basketball team.  According to this guy, a friend of his is second cousin to a prospect from northern Indiana that may or may not be a future Indiana recruit, depending on the new hire.  The prospective recruit's father is the brother of a bartender in Indianapolis.  It seems the bartender saw a group of coaches drawing straws in the back of the bar to see who the next IU coach would be and one of the guys won.  Since the bartender isn't a sports fan, he didn't know the identity of the coaches but he did say that he was male and sorta short but kinda tall too.  One of the customers at the bar did know the identity of the winner but since he was wearing a Purdue sweatshirt he didn't care because he was more interested in ordering a boilermaker.  There you go!  Inside information!  We have a new coach and it will be announced sometime in the future.

[Hoosier1984 1,663]

I like the patience of Dolson but a coach will need to be announced in the next 2 weeks if not we risk losing our players and good players in the portal

[Hoosierfanyuh 6,442]

Just now, Hoosier1984 said:

I like the patience of Dolson but a coach will need to be announced in the next 2 weeks if not we risk losing our players and good players in the portal

Yup

[iubb 4,817]

Here is an exclusive photo of our new coach




Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Hardwood83 5,021]

1 hour ago, Chris007 said:

I’m not caught up on all of this but Isiah lives in White Plains also right.

How come no one has floated his name as a prospect? Every other living IU player has been. 

[GreatMcCracken’sGhost 106]

23 minutes ago, cleeter said:

Once it is all said and done, I myself would like to hear more on the whole situation. Won’t ask for anything, but willing to listen to anything you share.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

If even half of the things that seem to be true... are true... I would honestly like to see a movie about this ordeal. Could be a ton of exaggeration. Could be an actually true amazing story.

[NashvilleHoosier 3,906]

12 minutes ago, Josh said:

This man is the cause of my headaches

I don’t see the issue, Joash.

[TargaFlorio 137]

1 minute ago, Hardwood83 said:

How come no one has floated his name as a prospect? Every other living IU player has been. 

You know Rivals will tweet about him being a strong candidate just as soon as they get the spelling of his first name correct (could be a while).  

[cbp4iu 2,310]

Please not Woodson. I don’t think the fan base will rally around him. I could see this going very poorly.

[8bucks 7,541]

Gotta go Lewis there.  

Might be able to get both


Sent from my iPad using BtownBanners mobile app

[BottomLine 689]

2 minutes ago, GreatMcCracken’sGhost said:

If even half of the things that seem to be true... are true... I would honestly like to see a movie about this ordeal. Could be a ton of exaggeration. Could be an actually true amazing story.

Reminds me of the movie about the Cleveland Browns screwing everything up on draft day and then everything turning out great in the end.

[ap2345 11,320]

4 minutes ago, Hardwood83 said:

How come no one has floated his name as a prospect? Every other living IU player has been. 

DD said he wants it on his show today.

[Josh 13,229]

10 minutes ago, brumdog45 said:

Any truth that Isaiaiiah Thomaiaiias is helping out in the search?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS

[Brass Cannon 25,428]

1 minute ago, 8bucks said:

Might be able to get both


Sent from my iPad using BtownBanners mobile app

Both?

[Iubravos 327]

I think we get Mussel. He's attainable and the best option. Get it done, Dolson. 

[ap2345 11,320]

My guess is that it’ll be Woodson. 

[Hoosier1984 1,663]

5 minutes ago, ap2345 said:

My guess is that it’ll be Woodson. 

Would be a hard sell..Would need the best assistants money can buy

[ap2345 11,320]

2 minutes ago, Hoosier1984 said:

Would be a hard sell..Would need the best assistants money can buy

You’re right about that

[GreatMcCracken’sGhost 106]

11 minutes ago, Iubravos said:

I think we get Mussel. He's attainable and the best option. Get it done, Dolson. 

It’s spelled muscle. Typical Isayah fan.