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6 hours ago, Stuhoo said:

Pretty sure that Mgbako's faults are different from yours.

Nevertheless, I hope that he gets help to become a better man than he is as a late teenager.

This is new to me.

I guess I missed it and I follow the women's too.

Could someone PM me if it's something we should discuss here?

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2 hours ago, Barrel Rick said:

Good evening all,'

It's been quite some time..

As I've garnered some recent inside information, I wanted to share the knowledge with the BTB family.

 

As most of you know, I've held a close relationship with Coach Woodson over the last 4 years; be it our Saturday iHop visits, golfing, and sharing coacoa at my log cabin residence..

it pains me to see him go..

 

With that being said, he has let me in on the likely candidates for the position.

 

From the words of Scott Dolson, "Archie Miller is the answer."

 

Dolson doesn't believe we gave Miller the time that he needed to bring this program back to glory, and believes that Scott Drew's recent testacle surgery would make him a liability. 

 

While I do believe that Archie has this job locked up, my personal co-sign for the job goes to Andrew Toole, head coach of the Robert Morris University Colonials. 

Has he shown success? No.

Does he have any type of proven track record? No, he doesn't.

What he does have, is an absolute smokeshow of a wife; I mean an absolute rocket, which leads me to believe that Toole has a shaft like a Subway Cold Cut..

 

This is the type of energy we need to see within this program..

Do we truly believe Coach Knight wasn't packing an absolute lantern between his limbs? 

 

Bow to me, I am the Barrel.

 

- Barrel Rick, 2025

sponsored by Hormel Chili, Belle Tire, Edwards Electrical & Mechanical, and St. Alec's Church of the Nazarene

Barrel Rick, you are a National Treasure. If I were you, I would be checking around every corner to make sure Nick Cage isn’t going to try to jump out and tackle you.

 

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2 hours ago, Kentuckysucks said:

My all time favorite is when I had to come out because she couldn't figure out why the garage door wouldn't shut.  She hadn't pulled the car in fully and was completely blocking the sensors.  Facepalm.

A few years before she passed, my mom called to say she was coming over. We waited and waited and waited... no show... finally I called her to check on what happened and she started yelling at me and accused me of hiding from her. I asked her what she was talking about and she was angry because she'd been knocking on the door and we refused to answer the door. I asked her where she was now and she said "I'm sitting in my car in your driveway". I tried to explain that we were home and assured her that no one rang our doorbell... my wife went out the front door and saw her sitting in her car in the driveway next door!

You can't make this stuff up.

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1 hour ago, Motley's said:

Now you know why Dusty isn’t moving to Bloomington, where his Mom lives. Smoke detectors, mowing the grass, programming her TV, cleaning the gutters, shoveling the driveway…

Hey Sandy is a saint!! Use to work with my dad at TSC (I believe was what it was called) in Bloomington

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