They “Retired” Coach Woodson Thread

[Silat Player]

11 minutes ago, Hornsby said:

I can actually watch this one. I'll be locked and loaded bourbon and zombie dust. I just don't want to have to do a shot every time purdue makes a three.

 

 

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Thank God the day after the game isn't a workday.

It may require some liquid "courage" to make it through that game...

[Silat Player]

9 minutes ago, Stuhoo said:

Pssssh...

For this impending debacle? I just picked up this bottle on super-super closeout for $18.50 and it's 125 proof:

It could be one of those 'dull the pain' games.

 

Do you want Chris to actually die? LOL

That stuff is just moonshine with professional label...

[SamIam]

I see we are tracking flights again

 

[Stuhoo]

6 minutes ago, Silat Player said:

Do you want Chris to actually die? LOL

That stuff is just moonshine with professional label...

It's actually kinda tasty! Actual real, aged bourbon. There's a whole lot worse for a whole lot more money. 

[Chris007]

11 minutes ago, Silat Player said:

Do you want Chris to actually die? LOL

That stuff is just moonshine with professional label...

Stu has always had it out for me. Trying to kill me with Liquior, making me buy the expensive coffee and I'm sure many other things I can't think of

[Chris007]

11 minutes ago, SamIam said:

I see we are tracking flights again

 

Who is?

[Demo]

26 minutes ago, Stuhoo said:

Pssssh...

For this impending debacle? I just picked up this bottle on super-super closeout for $18.50 and it's 125 proof:

It could be one of those 'dull the pain' games.

 

Ok, which forum topic are we naming after you when you don’t wake up Sunday morning?

[MikeRoberts]

4 minutes ago, Demo said:

Ok, which forum topic are we naming after you when you don’t wake up Sunday morning?

Honorary Stuhoo fire Mike Woodson thread 

[Silat Player]

3 minutes ago, MikeRoberts said:

Honorary Stuhoo fire Mike Woodson thread 

No, let's be more optimistic. 

The honorary Stuhoo New Coach Brad Stevens thread

[MikeRoberts]

1 minute ago, Silat Player said:

No, let's be more optimistic. 

The honorary Stuhoo New Coach Brad Stevens thread

If we’re going that route, it would need to be the honorary Stuhoo new coach Micah shrewsbury thread but that isn’t as exciting

[Stuhoo]

6 minutes ago, Demo said:

Ok, which forum topic are we naming after you when you don’t wake up Sunday morning?

 

The "Stuhoo Memorial Ethanol Poisoning Prevention Thread" would be touching. 

 

"Smells like Dairy Queen Butterscotch Ice Cream!" "This taste usually comes from an $80/$90 bottle."

[Ryno6284]

1 hour ago, Hoosier DaDa said:

It's going to be a four finger beating from Purdon't I fear though.  Two fingers won't cover the drowning of sorrow and shame LOL. 

More like a five-finger death punch!

[Stuhoo]

1 minute ago, MikeRoberts said:

If we’re going that route, it would need to be the honorary Stuhoo new coach Micah shrewsbury thread but that isn’t as exciting

"Again... son... we're not trying to win the press conference here. To get over the hump we're trying to build a long-term winner. There were three 48 year olds raised in Indiana that could do so, and two of them told us to go hump ourselves."

[Hovadipo]

31 minutes ago, Stuhoo said:

It's actually kinda tasty! Actual real, aged bourbon. There's a whole lot worse for a whole lot more money. 

Co-sign! That stuff isn’t bad at all. 

[Silat Player]

8 minutes ago, MikeRoberts said:

If we’re going that route, it would need to be the honorary Stuhoo new coach Micah shrewsbury thread but that isn’t as exciting

To be followed soon after by the Fire Coach Micah Shrewsbury Thread.

[Golfman25]

51 minutes ago, Hoosier DaDa said:

So finally caught up with this thread and when reading all the posts it makes my mind wonder.  I decided to Google "Mike Woodson after a Knick's lost.  I clicked on the below article.

https://www.espn.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/9956861/coach-mike-woodson-rips-new-york-knicks-effort-blowout-loss

The article is from Nov. 10th, 2013.  Below copied and pasted right from the article.  Woody it's been over 11 years and you can't get anyone over the freaking hump so please just give up and quit.

 

"No. No. Not at all. It's something that will be addressed [in Monday's practice]. It's just unacceptable," the coach said. "It's my job to push them through it and try to get them over the hump. I know we're a better team than what we've shown."

That confirms what we all knew -- Woody is the freaking Hump.  

[Demo]

19 minutes ago, MikeRoberts said:

Honorary Stuhoo fire Mike Woodson thread 

“Well, I guess that $hit got him over the hump before I could”

-Mike Woodson

Stu’s Tombstone

[Stuhoo]

16 minutes ago, Hovadipo said:

Co-sign! That stuff isn’t bad at all. 

And unlike myself, Hova is a man of aristocratic sophistication.

[Silat Player]

21 minutes ago, Hovadipo said:

Co-sign! That stuff isn’t bad at all. 

Alright, I'm going to add this stuff to my liquor cabinet. As a bourbon-lover, you guys are making me curious.

[RaceToTheTop]

My drink of choice for the upcoming debacle…..Southern Pecan beer.  FINALLY was able to track it down.  Brewed by Lazy Magnolia out of Atlanta, hard to find anywhere….but turned up at a liquor store about a mile from me.  Uses pecans as a base instead of grain.  Brown ale.