General Coach Candidate News

[BehindTheBench 1,555]

@RoadToZion must be typing up one hell of a post. This is about to be a masterpiece. Either that, or the big dog ate his homework 

[Stuhoo 89,073]

49 minutes ago, Barrel Rick said:

Good evening all,'

It's been quite some time..

As I've garnered some recent inside information, I wanted to share the knowledge with the BTB family.

 

As most of you know, I've held a close relationship with Coach Woodson over the last 4 years; be it our Saturday iHop visits, golfing, and sharing coacoa at my log cabin residence..

it pains me to see him go..

 

With that being said, he has let me in on the likely candidates for the position.

 

From the words of Scott Dolson, "Archie Miller is the answer."

 

Dolson doesn't believe we gave Miller the time that he needed to bring this program back to glory, and believes that Scott Drew's recent testacle surgery would make him a liability. 

 

While I do believe that Archie has this job locked up, my personal co-sign for the job goes to Andrew Toole, head coach of the Robert Morris University Colonials. 

Has he shown success? No.

Does he have any type of proven track record? No, he doesn't.

What he does have, is an absolute smokeshow of a wife; I mean an absolute rocket, which leads me to believe that Toole has a shaft like a Subway Cold Cut..

 

This is the type of energy we need to see within this program..

Do we truly believe Coach Knight wasn't packing an absolute lantern between his limbs? 

 

Bow to me, I am the Barrel.

 

- Barrel Rick, 2025

sponsored by Hormel Chili, Belle Tire, Edwards Electrical & Mechanical, and St. Alec's Church of the Nazarene

Barrel;

I would say “welcome back” but after that weekend you, me, and Old Fart had last month it seems like just another day with you.

One thing I will say; I wasn’t surprised that you have been permanently banned from the “Blaze Gentlemen’s Club” in New Orleans, but safe to say we were both surprised when all the Tuesday afternoon dancers knew Old Fart by name. Never thought the nickname those girls have for the old fella would be “Big Daddy Hotcakes.”

Anyway… glad ur posting again.

Hugs,
Stuhoo and Big Daddy Hotcakes

[rcbowla 8,234]

12 minutes ago, Chris007 said:

Trying to get her to FaceTime to get logged back into YouTube TV is one of the most exhausting things I’ve done. I guess we better enjoy while we can. 

Absolutely brother....and that's what I tell myself when I want to pull all my hair out. Oh and you can get your mom to FaceTime correctly? I see sofas, refrigerators etc all the while she's not even attempting to speak to me.

[#1fanofafrin 619]

18 minutes ago, Ryno6284 said:

Beard better wake his team up, or he is going to be off the list! /s

I've switched to pillow fighting championships on The Ocho.

[hoosierbannerd 3,480]

3 minutes ago, BehindTheBench said:

@RoadToZion must be typing up one hell of a post. This is about to be a masterpiece. Either that, or the big dog ate his homework 

So perhaps a.. whale..of a post eh?

 

[IndianaSconnie90 806]

Still waiting to see if the big dog was a good boy or if I need start rolling up a newspaper 

[Barrel Rick 1,327]

2 minutes ago, Stuhoo said:

Barrel;

I would say “welcome back” but after that weekend you, me, and Old Fart had last month it seems like just another day with you.

One thing I will say; I wasn’t surprised that you have been banned from the “Blaze Gentlemen’s Club” in New Orleans, but safe to say we were both surprised when all the Tuesday afternoon dancers knew Old Fart by name. Never thought his nickname was “Big Daddy Hotcakes.”

Anyway… glad ur posting again.

Hugs, Stuhoo and Big Daddy Hotcakes

What happens in NOLA stays dormant.. 

May you live forever, Stewart.

[bird4par 372]

1 hour ago, KarlK87 said:

New in town who is new coach?

It’s Karl, with a K. 

[skhoosier2 136]

Anyone have cliff notes for today?  Way too many pages for me to go back and read before the game.

[Ryno6284 4,393]

5 minutes ago, #1fanofafrin said:

I've switched to pillow fighting championships on The Ocho.

I would laugh, but we watched that a couple Sundays ago at my in laws after church!   So I know it is real

[southernindianahoosier2 1,056]

If you can hear me RTZ, Please Save me RTZ

[Chris007 62,162]

2 minutes ago, skhoosier2 said:

Anyone have cliff notes for today?  Way too many pages for me to go back and read before the game.

You missed nothing. 

[#1fanofafrin 619]

1 minute ago, Ryno6284 said:

I would laugh, but we watched that a couple Sundays ago at my in laws after church!   So I know it is real

PFC World Champion bout.  Favorite quote from one of the announcers - "Professional Pillow Fighting is here to stay".  I swear I heard Pepper Brooks.

[Motley's 642]

59 minutes ago, Chris007 said:

My tidbit is it’s exhausting living in the same town as your aging mom. Dang smoke detector got me out of the house. But she doesn’t know who the next coach is going to be.

Now you know why Dusty isn’t moving to Bloomington, where his Mom lives. Smoke detectors, mowing the grass, programming her TV, cleaning the gutters, shoveling the driveway…

[BehindTheBench 1,555]

11 minutes ago, hoosierbannerd said:

So perhaps a.. whale..of a post eh?

 

With some clam chowdaaaa on the side 

[Chris007 62,162]

1 minute ago, Motley's said:

Now you know why Dusty isn’t moving to Bloomington, where his Mom lives. Smoke detectors, mowing the grass, programming her TV, cleaning the gutters, shoveling the driveway…

Haha good point. Your probably right.

[Bowhunter 3,123]

1 hour ago, Barrel Rick said:

Good evening all,'

It's been quite some time..

As I've garnered some recent inside information, I wanted to share the knowledge with the BTB family.

 

As most of you know, I've held a close relationship with Coach Woodson over the last 4 years; be it our Saturday iHop visits, golfing, and sharing coacoa at my log cabin residence..

it pains me to see him go..

 

With that being said, he has let me in on the likely candidates for the position.

 

From the words of Scott Dolson, "Archie Miller is the answer."

 

Dolson doesn't believe we gave Miller the time that he needed to bring this program back to glory, and believes that Scott Drew's recent testacle surgery would make him a liability. 

 

While I do believe that Archie has this job locked up, my personal co-sign for the job goes to Andrew Toole, head coach of the Robert Morris University Colonials. 

Has he shown success? No.

Does he have any type of proven track record? No, he doesn't.

What he does have, is an absolute smokeshow of a wife; I mean an absolute rocket, which leads me to believe that Toole has a shaft like a Subway Cold Cut..

 

This is the type of energy we need to see within this program..

Do we truly believe Coach Knight wasn't packing an absolute lantern between his limbs? 

 

Bow to me, I am the Barrel.

 

- Barrel Rick, 2025

sponsored by Hormel Chili, Belle Tire, Edwards Electrical & Mechanical, and St. Alec's Church of the Nazarene

Well at least you are consistent with predictions!

[WRSMick55 256]

59 minutes ago, coonhounds said:

Must honor scholarship but doesn't have to be on team

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Don’t think he signed so can go anywhere he wants.

[Dave from Dayton 4,001]

1 minute ago, BehindTheBench said:

With some clam chowdaaaa on the side 

Drop the gun.

Grab the lobsta roll.

Get outa heya.

[Bowhunter 3,123]

Big dog sleeping ?