Diego Pavia Is a Short Idiot Joke Thread

[OliviaPope40]

First Heisman finalist since 2014 not to get drafted.

[Demo]

 

[AZ Hoosier]

2 hours ago, Stuhoo said:

Dumbass:

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/diego-pavia-could-have-used-an-agent-after-all

Cool. Does he understand what 100% of ZERO is?

[LIHoosier]

[Stuhoo]

they forgot the obvious choice:

[TheWatShot]

So, does he go back to college for a 7th season now? 

[Napleshoosier]

1 hour ago, TheWatShot said:

So, does he go back to college for a 7th season now? 

Naw, Dicks Sporting Goods Rep!

[Artie86]

20 hours ago, Stuhoo said:

they forgot the obvious choice:

.....hope he has the reciept for all 32 of those team caps! lol

[jermhoosierfan]

He signed with the Ravens, so does he think he will kick Jackson out of that starting role?  He is the joke.

[Artie86]

1 minute ago, jermhoosierfan said:

He signed with the Ravens, so does he think he will kick Jackson out of that starting role?  He is the joke.

...nope, he didn't sign with the Ravens. He just got invited to their minicamp. 

An invitation to a rookie minicamp tryout is a "needle in a haystack" opportunity for undrafted players, often described as an unsalaried tryout or a three-day audition to catch the attention of coaches and scouts. Unlike signed undrafted free agents, tryout players are not on the 90-man roster and do not sign a contract immediately; instead, they compete for a chance to be added to the team for training camp.

[Stuhoo]

29 minutes ago, Artie86 said:

...nope, he didn't sign with the Ravens. He just got invited to their minicamp. 

An invitation to a rookie minicamp tryout is a "needle in a haystack" opportunity for undrafted players, often described as an unsalaried tryout or a three-day audition to catch the attention of coaches and scouts. Unlike signed undrafted free agents, tryout players are not on the 90-man roster and do not sign a contract immediately; instead, they compete for a chance to be added to the team for training camp.

"But coach! If you just put me in an NFL game and let me improvise I will crush it!"

Ahhhhhh... no.

[AZ Hoosier]

On 4/26/2026 at 8:01 AM, Stuhoo said:

they forgot the obvious choice:

 

[CSP]

2 hours ago, Artie86 said:

...nope, he didn't sign with the Ravens. He just got invited to their minicamp. 

An invitation to a rookie minicamp tryout is a "needle in a haystack" opportunity for undrafted players, often described as an unsalaried tryout or a three-day audition to catch the attention of coaches and scouts. Unlike signed undrafted free agents, tryout players are not on the 90-man roster and do not sign a contract immediately; instead, they compete for a chance to be added to the team for training camp.

Fitting they're asking him to their "mini" camp

[Demo]

50 minutes ago, CSP said:

Fitting they're asking him to their "mini" camp

Brilliant

[Artie86]

47 minutes ago, CSP said:

Fitting they're asking him to their "mini" camp

Here's the thing about all of this...... Pavia's "tough guy" act and "little man syndrome" has continued to follow him everywhere he goes. You have to admit, his public antics and inmature outbursts definitley hurt his status going into and throughout this draft process. 

[Class of '66 Old Fart]

52 minutes ago, Artie86 said:

Here's the thing about all of this...... Pavia's "tough guy" act and "little man syndrome" has continued to follow him everywhere he goes. You have to admit, his public antics and inmature outbursts definitley hurt his status going into and throughout this draft process. 

Can you envision him getting all smart a$$ at mini camp and a DE or built like a brick shite house linebacker absolutely steam rolls him.   

[jefftheref]

I know for a fact he lives in a tiny house!

[Class of '66 Old Fart]

Bit his own a$$.

https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/ex-college-football-star-diego-pavia-hit-brutal-reality-nfl-draft-sportscaster-says

[jermhoosierfan]

6 minutes ago, Class of '66 Old Fart said:

Bit his own a$$.

https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/ex-college-football-star-diego-pavia-hit-brutal-reality-nfl-draft-sportscaster-says

Just being friends with Johnny Manziel should be enough reasons to not draft him.  LOL

[AZ Hoosier]

Here's the latest on the Mighty Midget's escapades:

https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/diego-pavias-strip-club-visit-adds-drama-surrounding-qb-ahead-nfl-tryout-ravens