Comedic Relief/Joke Thread

[Class of '66 Old Fart 84,976]

[Hovadipo 56,480]

OHHH I GOT ONE:

 

Zach Edey: 2022-23 B1G POTY

[TheWatShot 14,088]

The Fort Wayne Komets hockey team has quite an April Fools prank going on its Facebook page. A post was made this morning saying the team will be changing its name from "Komets" to "Comets." Hilarious how many people think it's real. 

 

 

[Dave from Dayton 3,253]

Just saying... 

[Dave from Dayton 3,253]

I cannot tell a lie... 

[Class of '66 Old Fart 84,976]

[Rico 3,077]

[Class of '66 Old Fart 84,976]

[Josh 12,649]

In honor of Halloween ~

 

A zombie goes into a butcher shop to buy some fresh brains for dinner.  There are three options:  IU brains for a dollar per pound, Butler brains for 3 bucks per pound and Purdoo brains for $100 per pound.  

The zombie is confused.  "Why would anybody pay more for Purdoo brains? They're usually rotten" he asks the butcher

Says the butcher: "Silly zombie.  Do you know how many Purdoo students it takes for me to get a pound of brains??"

[JSHoosier 20,313]

7 minutes ago, Josh said:

In honor of Halloween ~

 

A zombie goes into a butcher shop to buy some fresh brains for dinner.  There are three options:  IU brains for a dollar per pound, Butler brains for 3 bucks per pound and Purdoo brains for $100 per pound.  

The zombie is confused.  "Why would anybody pay more for Purdoo brains? They're usually rotten" he asks the butcher

Says the butcher: "Silly zombie.  Do you know how many Purdoo students it takes for me to get a pound of brains??"

Good thing it didn't ask for pUKe brains, it'd starve.

[Dave from Dayton 3,253]

A Purdoo student-athlete on scholarship walks into a bar and orders a green Creme de Menthe on the rocks.  The student then complains: "Our underwater basketweaving teacher has to be the most difficult professor on campus.  If she wasn't so drop-dead gorgeous, I would have quit that class a lot earlier."  The bartender says: "Here is your...ahem...drink.  So, you could say that she's easy on the eyes but hard on the pupils?"

[Class of '66 Old Fart 84,976]

[reconmkd 4,409]

So I found this on X this morning and can't help but laugh as the PUke fan base is eating this up as awesome!

[Class of '66 Old Fart 84,976]

Could have been us in the Auburn game

[Dave from Dayton 3,253]

18 minutes ago, Class of '66 Old Fart said:

Could have been us in the Auburn game

Can they shoot that rock?  Too much dribbling is not good. They probably can outrun the Tigers.   Has IU extended an offer to these guys yet?  They might just go for our Nike gear...What?

[JSHoosier 20,313]

1 hour ago, Dave from Dayton said:

Can they shoot that rock?  Too much dribbling is not good. They probably can outrun the Tigers.   Has IU extended an offer to these guys yet?  They might just go for our Nike gear...What?

They might be out of eligibility. Not sure they'd be eligible under the Wisconsin 20 year plan that Happ and Davison were on.

[WayneFleekHoosier 48,477]

2 hours ago, Class of '66 Old Fart said:

Could have been us in the Auburn game

When they get to the point of trying a Brick that is where IU basketball is at in the history of basketball

[Rico 3,077]

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