Diego Pavia Is a Short Idiot Joke Thread

[Stuhoo]

Because sometimes it just needs to happen.

[LamarCheeks]

TMZ captured video of him going to an interview for an internship last summer. 

[Stuhoo]

What did the nurse say to Diego Pavia in the hospital waiting room? “You are just going to have to be a little patient.”

[Class of '66 Old Fart]

[BtownStrength]

Yet another photo of Pavia posing with the other Heisman candidates. 

[LamarCheeks]

America's reaction to Pavia's behavior Saturday night: "Oh, gnome you didn't!" 

[Demo]

 

[AZ Hoosier]

[jermhoosierfan]

He has a face Tony Saprano would love to punch

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[Class of '66 Old Fart]

[Stuhoo]

12 hours ago, Demo said:

 

There's just so much material here:

1. What kind of a kid "promises" some rando dude he can hook him up with ...his mother:
2. And then? It happens: 
3. Finally, Theo Von states that he is six feet tall. So how tall is Pavia? 

[jermhoosierfan]

 

 

[AZ Hoosier]

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/espn-star-regrets-diego-pavia-vote-heisman-trophy-after-vandy-stars-explicit-outburst

[mamasa]

I crashed into the back of Pavia's car at a stoplight today. He got out and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which dwarf are you then?”

[mamasa]

At least one advantage of being Pavia is getting to be in front in all pictures every time.

[Stuhoo]

Dumbass:

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/diego-pavia-could-have-used-an-agent-after-all

[Brass Cannon]

3 minutes ago, Stuhoo said:

Dumbass:

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/diego-pavia-could-have-used-an-agent-after-all

10% of nothing is nothing.  There’s no way that dumbass could get into Vandy.  Shocked they let him in because he’s mildly capable at football 

[Stuhoo]

2 minutes ago, Brass Cannon said:

10% of nothing is nothing.  There’s no way that dumbass could get into Vandy.  Shocked they let him in because he’s mildly capable at football 

There are National Merit Scholars with 1550 SATs who are concert musicians and developing physicists who can’t get into Vandy.

He’s merely dumb for a football player.

[Dave from Dayton]

You really have to hand it to Pavia...because he can't reach it himself.

[rayl456]

“With the first pick in the 2026 Dumbass of the Year Draft…the entire world picks…Diego Pavia”