IUBB 2024/2025 HAIKU Thread

[Stuhoo]

Please submit your 2024/25 Indiana University men's basketball haikus in this thread.

Any take will be appreciated, as long as it is in proper haiku format. If your post is not in proper haiku format?

1. It will be mocked mercilessly.
2. It may be deleted as off-haiku-topic.
3. Even responses to posts must be submitted as a haiku.

Ready? GO!

[Demo]

2 minutes ago, Stuhoo said:

Please submit your 2024/25 Indiana University men's basketball haikus in this thread.

Any take will be appreciated, as long as it is in proper haiku format. If your post is not in proper haiku format?

1. It will be mocked mercilessly.
2. It may be deleted as off-haiku-topic.
3. Even responses to posts must be submitted as a haiku.

Ready? GO!

Please say you’re kidding 

Way too much time on your hands

last look at this thread

 

[Stuhoo]

Can't buy thrill cheaply

nail slot rim yuck more threes not

Dusty may Brad no

[Stuhoo]

3 minutes ago, Demo said:

Please say you’re kidding 

Way too much time on your hands

last look at this thread

 

You lie you'll read it

apathy sux we do this

giggle basketball

[Hovadipo]

Hoosiers are red, nice thread idea Stu

I think I'm making a poem

But I don't think it's a haiku

[Stuhoo]

Just now, Hovadipo said:

Hoosiers are red, nice thread idea Stu

I think I'm making a poem

But I don't think it's a haiku

That is not haiku

Do better talk b-ball like

Woody sux or not

[Hovadipo]

Just now, Stuhoo said:

That is not haiku

Do better talk b-ball like

Woody sux or not

yes

much

zen

[AZ Hoosier]

Love this thread subject
the king of Indiana
needs to go away

[Stuhoo]

5 minutes ago, Hovadipo said:

yes

much

zen

For Hova this time

Bruce the Fist eats orange feet

Illini sucky

[Hovadipo]

I still don't know/care what a haiku is. Here's mine via ChatGPT:

Crimson banners wave,
Illini fall once again,
Hoosiers stand supreme.

[AZ Hoosier]

got to work harder
can't get over that damn hump
our coach has no clue

[triple]

Lack of motion,
betrays each fan’s notion,
of winning potion

One asks why,
it's so hard to try,
no dancing, goodbye!

[jermhoosierfan]

I want Banner 6

We aren't getting it 

Till Woody is gone

[AZ Hoosier]

15 hours ago, Hovadipo said:

I still don't know/care what a haiku is. Here's mine via ChatGPT:

Crimson banners wave,
Illini fall once again,
Hoosiers stand supreme.

short poem lines three
syllables five, seven, five
insight without rhyme

[Dave from Dayton]

Football is winning

Round ball needs threes and defense

Regardless I cheer

[Stuhoo]

Just now, jermhoosierfan said:

I want Banner 6

We aren't getting it 

Till Woody is gone

I want Banner 6

Sh*t We aren't getting it 

Till Woody is gone

[LamarCheeks]

Buck's nose don't belong

Woody choice created stink

Scotty, clean up mess

[Stuhoo]

15 hours ago, jermhoosierfan said:

I want Banner 6

We aren't getting it 

Till Woody is gone

Welcome to the board!

Bold move big stones new poster

First post in haiku

[AZ Hoosier]

b-ball spirals down
it would have made me depressed
we're football school now

[jermhoosierfan]

Just now, Stuhoo said:

First post in haiku

Bold move big stones new poster

Welcome to the board!

Thanks for the help sir

Been watching for a time

Woody still sucks too