Dave from Dayton Posted March 6, 2024 Posted March 6, 2024 People always asked me if I played basketball because I was so very tall. I started responding: Do you play mini-golf? Rico and upperarlington 1 1 Quote
FortWayneHoosier Posted March 6, 2024 Posted March 6, 2024 We need to just combine this thread with the "Fire Mike Woodson" thread because there are some gems in that thread! @Hovadipo @Stuhoo???? Stuhoo and Rico 2 Quote
Hovadipo Posted March 6, 2024 Posted March 6, 2024 On 12/22/2020 at 7:59 PM, LIHoosier said: Where everything is made up 5 minutes ago, FortWayneHoosier said: We need to just combine this thread with the "Fire Mike Woodson" thread because there are some gems in that thread! @Hovadipo @Stuhoo???? Relevant LIHoosier and FortWayneHoosier 2 Quote
Dave from Dayton Posted March 7, 2024 Posted March 7, 2024 22 hours ago, FortWayneHoosier said: We need to just combine this thread with the "Fire Mike Woodson" thread because there are some gems in that thread! @Hovadipo @Stuhoo???? upperarlington, Rico and HoosierHoopster 1 2 Quote
Rico Posted March 25, 2024 Posted March 25, 2024 FortWayneHoosier, Dave from Dayton and LamarCheeks 3 Quote
RaceToTheTop Posted March 31, 2024 Posted March 31, 2024 How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irishman? none. ALASKA HOOSIER 1 Quote
Dave from Dayton Posted March 31, 2024 Posted March 31, 2024 Complete joke listing – WalkedInToAbar.com I got the tee shirt with this on it: upperarlington and Rico 2 Quote
Rico Posted April 3, 2024 Posted April 3, 2024 ALASKA HOOSIER, Dave from Dayton and fwgreenway 1 2 Quote
Dave from Dayton Posted April 10, 2024 Posted April 10, 2024 I get no respect... Told my wife I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom. She suggested a game called "sexy librarian." It's where I sit quietly at the end of the bed while she reads a book. Wife just yelled from upstairs: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied, "No." Then she said, "How about now?" She told her friends: Never wake a sleeping baby. Unless, that baby is the guy you married. People give a lot of relationship advice. You know mine? Two full bathrooms. You're welcome. I was thinking of starting a cooking competition show but all the chef's spouses are there to keep standing in front of whatever drawer or cabinet they need to get into. Marriage is between two people: One person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked. I asked her: Woman, are you a newspaper? Wife: No, why? Me: Because you've got a new issue every day. That's an ugly looking hat...but, it looks good on you! (RD in Caddyshack). Rico, HoosierHoopster, upperarlington and 1 other 4 Quote
Rico Posted April 11, 2024 Posted April 11, 2024 Dave from Dayton, upperarlington and HoosierHoopster 1 2 Quote
Rico Posted April 24, 2024 Posted April 24, 2024 Dave from Dayton, J34, Napleshoosier and 2 others 5 Quote
GloryDays Posted April 24, 2024 Posted April 24, 2024 On 4/22/2024 at 10:30 AM, Rico said: It could be painful if it's not right! Rico and J34 2 Quote
HoosierHoopster Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 On 4/11/2024 at 5:54 AM, Rico said: Stop spying on me! Rico 1 Quote
Dave from Dayton Posted May 4, 2024 Posted May 4, 2024 May the Forth be with you. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his fur? Chocolate chip Wookie. Was Luke looking for love in Alderaan places? A stormtrooper walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What's up?" Stormtrooper says: "I'm looking for my brother." Bartender: "What's he look like?" Laugh you must! IU - Kaulie 1 Quote
steubenhoosier Posted May 5, 2024 Posted May 5, 2024 My leaving Hoosier Sports Nation Made some good friends there Banksyrules, Rico and HoosierHoopster 3 Quote
Class of '66 Old Fart Posted May 15, 2024 Posted May 15, 2024 Lot's of days this ain't no joke when you hit your middle 70's. Rico and Dave from Dayton 2 Quote
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