MSB Factoids

[HoosierReb01]

There is no such thing as global warming, MSB was cold, so he turned the sun up.

[ALASKA HOOSIER]

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. But MSB was the first (and last) to walk on the sun

[ALASKA HOOSIER]

MSB is 1/18th part Indian. Not because of his ancestory, but because he ate a %#$% indian!

[ALASKA HOOSIER]

MSB once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 55 minutes having sex with his waitress.

[ALASKA HOOSIER]

MSB isn't hung like a horse....horses are hung like MSB

[OliviaPope40]

This really should be more than 4 pages.

[HoosierAloha]

MSB didn't rush into cinco, cinco rushed to MSB.

[Class of '66 Old Fart]

To the rest of the world it's Remember the Alamo but in Texas, it's Remember MSB!

[WayneFleekHoosier]

The sunshine isn't coming from a flaming ball of gas, it's merely the reflection of MSBs golden locks.

[ALASKA HOOSIER]

University of the Incarnate Word was named after MSB

[WayneFleekHoosier]

MSB challenged Doc Holliday, John Wayne, and Butch Cassidy to a duel.........at the same time............blindfolded...............with only Chinese stars.

[Class of '66 Old Fart]

Ev’ry morning at the gym you could see him arrive

            He stood 6 foot 9 and weighed 225.

Kinda lean and skinny like corn on a cob

             But everybody knew you don’t give no lip to Middle School Bob.

 

Nobody knew where MSB called home

            Only that it was somewhere north of San Antoine.

He didn’t say much, kinda quiet and shy

            And if he spoke at all, he just said “Hi”

 

Some said he came from faraway lands

            Drawn by the sound of Crean’s clappin’ hands.

Once in B’town and after just one glance

            He wanted to wear the candystripe pants.         

 

Then came the day with the pUKe game on the line

            Crean shouted his name and said “You’ll do fine.”

Calipari was prayin’ and his heart beat fast

            ‘Cause he knew his team had breathed its last.

 

Through the heat and the sweat of Assembly Hall’s hell

            Entered Middle School Bob to the crowd’s huge swell.

He grabbed a pUKe rebound, gave out with a groan

            And just for a moment he stood their alone.

 

And with all of his strength he gave a mighty heave

            A full court shot to the crowd’s disbelief.                                                                              

Then the Hoosier Nation roared with glee

            Middle School Bob had swished a 3.

 

Now pUKe never got over its awful loss

            And Middle School Bob is the new Big Boss.

He proved Calipari was nothing but a slob

            And thus became the legend of Middle School Bob.

 

[somewhere Jimmy Dean is spinning in his grave.   :laugh: ]

[Dalton26]

MSB has already been to Mars, that's why there are no longer any signs of life.

[Dalton26]

MSB has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.

[HoosierReb01]

MSB doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he makes Chuck Norris serve it to him in a dress.

[HoosierReb01]

When MSB was born, the only one that cried was the doctor: NEVER slap MSB!

[HoosierReb01]

 

MSB had a paper route when he was a kid, there were no survivors.

[Class of '66 Old Fart]

MSB was the ghost writer for Lennon & McCartney.

[Naturalhoosier]

MSB has the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot in his basement.

[WayneFleekHoosier]

Breaking News: Bigfoot has been found.............

Hold the presses: It's only MSB. He skipped last month's hair cut.