IUBB 2024/2025 HAIKU Thread

[RaceToTheTop 26,765]

IU basketball, a haiku

**** **** **** **** ****

**** **** **** **** **** **** ****

**** **** **** **** ****

[JSHoosier 20,639]

Woodson sucks as coach

This season will be painful 

Fire Woodson now

[LamarCheeks 19,735]

I don't need to fight 

To prove I'm way more than right 

Basketball wasteland 

[JSHoosier 20,639]

8 hours ago, RaceToTheTop said:

IU basketball, a haiku

**** **** **** **** ****

**** **** **** **** **** **** ****

**** **** **** **** ****

Winner

[iu eyedoc 2,214]

          IU and Woodson

Buckner and Mega donors

      A match made in hell

 

[WeeDerkaNaut 379]

Woodson Hill Asleep

A team of Mercenaries

Can't shoot or guard threes

[AZ Hoosier 8,042]

After four years here
Mike's still in over his head
True fans know the truth

[JSHoosier 20,639]

Woodson yet again

Blown out by Nebrasketball

Struggle with the hump

[Home Jersey 9,249]

To have a friend like

Quinn Buckner, pay for no play

Wine, fit for The King

[AZ Hoosier 8,042]

Smoke cigars with friends,
playing cards and drinking wine
standing up recruit

 

[cybergates 488]

Mike Woodson the king

In Indiana's bright lights

Yet lost in game nights

[AZ Hoosier 8,042]

Happy New Year all
Mike Woodson still cannot coach
Time to end this crap

[iu eyedoc 2,214]

Twenty Twenty Five

Miserable Mike Survives

NFL(not for long) we strive

 

[Home Jersey 9,249]

Fourteen and seven 

"Scott, please stop all the mean fans"

"Mike Woodson the GOAT"

-Mike Woodson

[Hovadipo 57,187]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Someone threatened Woody’s life

If I have to watch much more of this team I hope they make an attempt on mine too

[AZ Hoosier 8,042]

The fans love me, but
Scott, please make them stop booing
I'm doing my job

[AZ Hoosier 8,042]

Still doing my job
The schedule is tougher now
Still fighting the hump

[cybergates 488]

mike woodson is me
me like cigars and fine wine
me do me job good

[Stuhoo 82,213]

Hump, hump, hump, hump, hump

That muthafuhkin high hump 

Hump, hump, hump, hump, hump

[steubenhoosier 1,101]

There once was a coach from Broad Ripple

Who after losing wanted only to tipple

The fans blew a fuse

As the team continued to lose

While coach paced the court like an old cripple ( alternate version: while coach sucked on Quinn's big fat nipple) take your pick *

 

* Yes, before the comments come, I realize this isn't a Haiku. The muse called Stuhoo inspired me.