IUBB 2024/2025 HAIKU Thread

[darB s'tI]

Hoosiers' hopes ignite!

You f**kers shout with one voice,

Time to fire Woodson.

[RaceToTheTop]

Coach Michael Woodson

Is not Curtis Cignetti

Now a football school

[RaceToTheTop]

Where's Trey Galloway?

He's hiding from a stalker

Named Olivia 

[Class of '66 Old Fart]

Friday night road game

Armond Hill says nighty night

Woody has no clue

 

[Home Jersey]

B-ball apathy

Woodson a fugazi hire

Cig The Godfather

[AZ Hoosier]

Squeak by the cupcakes
Can't beat a talented team
Long season ahead
 

[IUHoosierJoe]

There once was a coach from Nantucket,

oh, wait....here we go....

 

IU basketball

Once a glorious program

A football school now

 

[WayneFleekHoosier]

Woody, the clock ticks

Millions millions not enough

True Fans might unite


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[OKHOOSIER]

Basketball Season

Once so important to me

Now an afterthought 

[AZ Hoosier]

AZ Hoosier here
Wishing Happy Holidays
To BTOWN Banners

[AZ Hoosier]

IU - Notre Dame
Touchdown Jesus - will He cry?
Hoosiers, make it so!

[cybergates]

Banners high above,
Silent fans in empty stands,
The Hoosiers yearn still.

[Stuhoo]

I met a man, Stan.
His nature is Afghani.
Yes! Afghanistan.

[mamasa]

3 in 1 (thanks AI)

In crimson shadows,
A strategy unravels,
Whispers in the stands.

Once proud banners wave,
Lost in time, a coach unsure,
Hope flickers and fades.

Game clocks tick away,
Mistakes add to the struggle,
Fans yearn for the past.

[ALASKA HOOSIER]

1 hour ago, Stuhoo said:

I met a man, Stan.
His nature is Afghani.
Yes! Afghanistan.

my fave

[LIHoosier]

3 in 1 (thanks AI)
In crimson shadows,
A strategy unravels,
Whispers in the stands.

Once proud banners wave,
Lost in time, a coach unsure,
Hope flickers and fades.

Game clocks tick away,
Mistakes add to the struggle,
Fans yearn for the past.

You can't be cheating
Make up your own damn haikus
Use your brain for once

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[Class of '66 Old Fart]

17 minutes ago, LIHoosier said:

You can't be cheating
Make up your own damn haikus
Use your brain for once

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And risk pulling a muscle?      

[AZ Hoosier]

57 minutes ago, Class of '66 Old Fart said:

And risk pulling a muscle?      

Calling out Old Fart
His post was not a haiku
Please follow the rules

[Class of '66 Old Fart]

43 minutes ago, AZ Hoosier said:

Calling out Old Fart
His post was not a haiku
Please follow the rules

You are right of course

Forgive me my trespasses

Dump Michael Woodson

 

[HoosierHoopster]

To watch another game

Much patience will I need

But more alcohol I think