Fire Coach Woodson Thread

[realTomCrean 1,664]

1 hour ago, Chris007 said:

Yeah, that dude is delusional too. He says that Woody arrives at Assembly Hall every day at 6 am and leaves at 5 pm. I get to work at 7:30 every day, not far from Assembly Hall, and never see his car in the parking lot. I leave at 5 pm Monday-Thursday and never see his car in the parking lot. Maybe someone is driving him to work and picking him up. 

Not Mike Woodson's job to drive Mike Woodson, Chris

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48 minutes ago, IUFAN1976 said:

Small world, I’m a Blackhawk grad too, probably long before you!   By the way, welcome to the Btown Banners!

2001 my guy

[Certified Sunshine Pumper 9,422]

1 hour ago, Chris007 said:

Yeah, that dude is delusional too. He says that Woody arrives at Assembly Hall every day at 6 am and leaves at 5 pm. I get to work at 7:30 every day, not far from Assembly Hall, and never see his car in the parking lot. I leave at 5 pm Monday-Thursday and never see his car in the parking lot. Maybe someone is driving him to work and picking him up. 

Tf does he do for 11 hours!?!?!?! 

We run two "offenses"-- the throw it in the post offense, ball screen offense

We run crappy MTM defense 

We have no recruits 

We can't f'ing shoot, or know how to create consistent good looks. 

[realTomCrean 1,664]

1 minute ago, Certified Sunshine Pumper said:

 

We run crappy MTM defense 

 

Nail-Slot-Rim is Mike Woodson's defense. It looks like man, but as you say it looks "crappy" by design. 

[Uspshoosier 46,440]

9 minutes ago, Certified Sunshine Pumper said:

Tf does he do for 11 hours!?!?!?! 

We run two "offenses"-- the throw it in the post offense, ball screen offense

We run crappy MTM defense 

We have no recruits 

We can't f'ing shoot, or know how to create consistent good looks. 

 

[Loaded Chicken Sandwich 8,821]

1 hour ago, Chris007 said:

He told me he wasn't born during the Knight years but was talking bad about Knight and those years. 

Wasn't born during the Knight years? So born 2000 at latest? And his identity is supposed to be some surprise? Lol

[Loaded Chicken Sandwich 8,821]

1 hour ago, Uspshoosier said:

It is 

In what world is a Q3 game helpful?

[HoosierCoop 3,959]

26 minutes ago, realTomCrean said:

Not Mike Woodson's job to drive Mike Woodson, Chris

[Artie86 2,055]

5 minutes ago, HoosierCoop said:

Man, I love that movie! That's when they made good movies! 

[Scotty R 2,287]

1 hour ago, IUFAN1976 said:

Small world, I’m a Blackhawk grad too, probably long before you!   By the way, welcome to the Btown Banners!

My daughter lives in Muncie and is a social worker in one of the Muncie schools 

[IUFAN1976 3,550]

26 minutes ago, Gameface01 said:

2001 my guy

20 years earlier.  You are close to my nephews age.  Small world though!  Do you still live in the area!

FIRE MIKE WOODSON!!!!

[IUFAN1976 3,550]

Just now, Scotty R said:

My daughter lives in Muncie and is a social worker in one of the Muncie schools 

That’s a pretty demanding job! Which school!  Hopefully not the high school!

[Loaded Chicken Sandwich 8,821]

1 hour ago, HoosierHoopster said:

Human eyeballs (is that as opposed to doggy eyeballs?) don’t matter for selection lol

Yes. Yes they do. Always have, always will.

[Scotty R 2,287]

2 minutes ago, IUFAN1976 said:

That’s a pretty demanding job! Which school!  Hopefully not the high school!

I can't remember if it is the junior high or high school. She actually works  For meridian Health but they have her in one of the schools 

[Scotty R 2,287]

14 minutes ago, Loaded Chicken Sandwich said:

In what world is a Q3 game helpful?

Don't we have a thread about bracketology and metrics so why do we need to discuss that in this thread

[Loaded Chicken Sandwich 8,821]

3 minutes ago, Scotty R said:

Don't we have a thread about bracketology and metrics so why do we need to discuss that in this thread

Because Mike Woodson sucks.

[IUFAN1976 3,550]

30 minutes ago, Certified Sunshine Pumper said:

Tf does he do for 11 hours!?!?!?! 

We run two "offenses"-- the throw it in the post offense, ball screen offense

We run crappy MTM defense 

We have no recruits 

We can't f'ing shoot, or know how to create consistent good looks. 

Hour 1: plays solitaire 

Hour 2: Takes a cigar and wine break

Hour 3: Makes an appearance to practice to yell at Trey Galloway and Anthony Leal

Hour 4: Plays paper football with Ya, but then smacks him in the face when he loses

Hour 5-6:  Takes a 2 hour lunch break

Hour7: Plays Tiddlywinks with the Assistant coaches, but tries to aim at their eyes!

Hour 8:  Checks in at practice to say high and let everyone know he’s alive

Hour 9: Takes a dump!

Hour 10: Cigars and wine break 

Hour 11: Goes to the hangout with the guys

Rinse and repeat!

 

[IUFAN1976 3,550]

10 minutes ago, Scotty R said:

I can't remember if it is the junior high or high school. She actually works  For meridian Health but they have her in one of the schools 

Gotcha!  Hopefully she likes it and Muncie.  Small town, BSU and hospitals hold the town’s population steady

FiRE MIKE WOODSON!!!

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41 minutes ago, Certified Sunshine Pumper said:

Tf does he do for 11 hours!?!?!?! 

We run two "offenses"-- the throw it in the post offense, ball screen offense

We run crappy MTM defense 

We have no recruits 

We can't f'ing shoot, or know how to create consistent good looks. 

I bet he is closer to 11 hours per week.

[AZ Hoosier 7,716]

21 minutes ago, HoosierCoop said:

Driving Mr Lazy? :D