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[Hurryin' Hoosiers]

stromboli gives me gas... :)

[Stromboli]

Looks like we need to make a few things clear:

 

1.  Bribery is accepted.  Even encouraged.  PM me for details.

2.  I'm just looking for a reason to ban Old Fart and his blathering.  I'll do it for half price.  

3.  Chris007 is appointed Master of Whisperers.  USPS will be referred to as Grand Maester Parcel.

4.  Alaska can stay.  Alaska, let me know if you had any trouble finding my Venmo.  

5.  There is now an Official Food of BTOWNBANNERS (the "OFBTB").  Any derogatory statement pertaining to the OFBTB will be a bannable offense.  Incidentally, the stromboli is the OFBTB, as recently appointed by at least one mod.  

 

-Mgmt

[Stuhoo]

1 hour ago, Stromboli said:

Looks like we need to make a few things clear:

 

1.  Bribery is accepted.  Even encouraged.  PM me for details.

2.  I'm just looking for a reason to ban Old Fart and his blathering.  I'll do it for half price.  

3.  Chris007 is appointed Master of Whisperers.  USPS will be referred to as Grand Maester Parcel.

4.  Alaska can stay.  Alaska, let me know if you had any trouble finding my Venmo.  

5.  There is now an Official Food of BTOWNBANNERS (the "OFBTB").  Any derogatory statement pertaining to the OFBTB will be a bannable offense.  Incidentally, the stromboli is the OFBTB, as recently appointed by at least at most one mod.  

 

-Mgmt At most, one mod

 

^^I blame Dalton26 for all of this^^ (happy for Alaska, though) 

Also, fixed the "OFBTB" statement for accuracy.

 

[HoosierHoops1]

9 hours ago, Stromboli said:

Alright, maggots! Time to shape up, 'cause this pizza sandwich just got deputized!

 

 

 

[HoosierAloha]

Looks like we need to make a few things clear:
 
1.  Bribery is accepted.  Even encouraged.  PM me for details.
2.  I'm just looking for a reason to ban Old Fart and his blathering.  I'll do it for half price.  
3.  Chris007 is appointed Master of Whisperers.  USPS will be referred to as Grand Maester Parcel.
4.  Alaska can stay.  Alaska, let me know if you had any trouble finding my Venmo.  
5.  There is now an Official Food of BTOWNBANNERS (the "OFBTB").  Any derogatory statement pertaining to the OFBTB will be a bannable offense.  Incidentally, the stromboli is the OFBTB, as recently appointed by at least one mod.  
 
-Mgmt

Booooo, ban Alaska!!


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[Class of '66 Old Fart]

2 hours ago, Stromboli said:

Looks like we need to make a few things clear:

 I'm just looking for a reason to ban Old Fart and his blathering.  I'll do it for half price.  

A thousand pardons and I sincerely take back my highly derogatory characterization of you as Deputy Dawg.  It was in incredibly poor taste and as an apology and as a token of my friendship and in respect and high regard for pizza sauce, I present you with your new official portrait.

 

 

 

 

 

[HoosierDribbler]

Power has already gone to somebody's head.  

[yogisballin]

Congrats Strom


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[JaybobHoosier]

I vote Jaybob, after that "dance" video no one has ever been more deserving.

Don’t hate on my Magic Mike dance moves :)


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[JSHoosier]

1 hour ago, JaybobHoosier said:

 

Don’t hate on my Magic Mike dance moves :)


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I think you need therapy...

[OliviaPope40]

Nicely done you guys.

[Naturalhoosier]

Dance?  Did someone mention a dance?!?!

View at your own risk!  

 

[ALASKA HOOSIER]

whoa, whoa, whoa! I leave to go fishing and everyone goes all Game of Thrones on here ready to behead my beautifulness. I'm back (until the next salmon run) so Aloha.....suck it!