Crean Post Game Comments

[OliviaPope40 7,016]

Here's a classic from his MSU days.

[TheWatShot 14,801]

If you think he's flustered now, wait until Butler beats us again and we start 0-3 in the Big Ten. He might be out of cliches by that point. 

[JSHoosier 21,469]

If you think he's flustered now, wait until Butler beats us again and we start 0-3 in the Big Ten. He might be out of cliches by that point. 

You want to see flustered, let someone ask a question that even remotely implies that something is his fault.

 

Lob him some softballs that he can answer with these stupid cliches and he's golden.

[AZ Hoosier 9,095]

I stopped watching his pressers. They're the exact same every time and I can't listen to his non-stop babbling and inability to take any blame. Worthless.

 

Cannot disagree. At one point, he was actually praising our defense. I missed the "tremendous stretches, defensively" that he talked about.

[OliviaPope40 7,016]

You want to see flustered, let someone ask a question that even remotely implies that something is his fault.

 

Lob him some softballs that he can answer with these stupid cliches and he's golden.

I can throw a softball.

[JSHoosier 21,469]

Cannot disagree. At one point, he was actually praising our defense. I missed the "tremendous stretches, defensively" that he talked about.

That's one of his "did you even watch the game" answers I was talking about.  Maybe that's why he struggles with in game coaching, perhaps he should try actually watching the game.

[ElectricBoogaloo 4,307]

[JSHoosier 21,469]

Oh my, that would've been great for the caption contest threads I did.

[HoosierDribbler 475]

I stopped watching post game pressers because I found myself always thinking, HUH. I never quite understand his verbal meanderings.  :huh: After last night's fiasco I think my head would have exploded if I had watched.

[LazOffTheBench 3,638]

Hmm, Coach doesn't photograph well, does he? Appears either clueless or creepy. That should help recruiting.

[JSHoosier 21,469]

Hmm, Coach doesn't photograph well, does he? Appears either clueless or creepy. That should help recruiting.

Creepy, definitely creepy.  "I've been thinking about you a whole lot lately".

[MartintheMopMan 7,765]

Creepy, definitely creepy.  "I've been thinking about you a whole lot lately".

NSFW? Now that Snapchat is a permissible recruiting tool...

 

https://i.imgur.com/4FnyIbI.jpg

[Josh 12,883]

I like Crean.  He's a good guy.  He's just a bad coach.

 

That's why I hate this thread

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Come on posters---Crean should get his fair share of the blame but the pile on is overboard and unnecessary.

 

Do we have to resort to the personal attacks on him again? Really?

[LazOffTheBench 3,638]

Oh, come on, Rebel. This thread is funny. There were all kinds of jokes about Knight during his era at IU. In fact, he often made fun of himself. Crean is a well-paid public figure and a grown man. I think he can handle a little ribbing.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Oh, come on, Rebel. This thread is funny. There were all kinds of jokes about Knight during his era at IU. In fact, he often made fun of himself. Crean is a well-paid public figure and a grown man. I think he can handle a little ribbing.

 

Have at it.
 

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

In terms of humor---the best joke that is "actually deserved" came from the IUBB twitter.

 

It stated that IU was changing the name on the uniforms to INIANA----because there was no D to be found in The Hall!

 

Now that's funny and factual---without being a personal attack.

 

Hope the boys have not slept since the game ---and are working on getting the D back on the uniform!

[MartintheMopMan 7,765]

In terms of humor---the best joke that is "actually deserved" came from the IUBB twitter.

It stated that IU was changing the name on the uniforms to INIANA----because there was no D to be found in The Hall!

Now that's funny and factual---without being a personal attack.

Hope the boys have not slept since the game ---and are working on getting the D back on the uniform!

Something tells me they slept well. Probably in a drunken stupor. Just like the rest of us.

[Rookie33 932]

Something tells me they slept well. Probably in a drunken stupor. Just like the rest of us.

Only drunken....?