They “Retired” Coach Woodson Thread

[Loaded Chicken Sandwich 9,321]

1 hour ago, Chris007 said:

He told me he wasn't born during the Knight years but was talking bad about Knight and those years. 

Wasn't born during the Knight years? So born 2000 at latest? And his identity is supposed to be some surprise? Lol

[Loaded Chicken Sandwich 9,321]

1 hour ago, Uspshoosier said:

It is 

In what world is a Q3 game helpful?

[HoosierCoop 4,159]

26 minutes ago, realTomCrean said:

Not Mike Woodson's job to drive Mike Woodson, Chris

[Artie86 3,515]

5 minutes ago, HoosierCoop said:

Man, I love that movie! That's when they made good movies! 

[Scotty R 3,768]

1 hour ago, IUFAN1976 said:

Small world, I’m a Blackhawk grad too, probably long before you!   By the way, welcome to the Btown Banners!

My daughter lives in Muncie and is a social worker in one of the Muncie schools 

[IUFAN1976 4,320]

26 minutes ago, Gameface01 said:

2001 my guy

20 years earlier.  You are close to my nephews age.  Small world though!  Do you still live in the area!

FIRE MIKE WOODSON!!!!

[IUFAN1976 4,320]

Just now, Scotty R said:

My daughter lives in Muncie and is a social worker in one of the Muncie schools 

That’s a pretty demanding job! Which school!  Hopefully not the high school!

[Loaded Chicken Sandwich 9,321]

1 hour ago, HoosierHoopster said:

Human eyeballs (is that as opposed to doggy eyeballs?) don’t matter for selection lol

Yes. Yes they do. Always have, always will.

[Scotty R 3,768]

2 minutes ago, IUFAN1976 said:

That’s a pretty demanding job! Which school!  Hopefully not the high school!

I can't remember if it is the junior high or high school. She actually works  For meridian Health but they have her in one of the schools 

[Scotty R 3,768]

14 minutes ago, Loaded Chicken Sandwich said:

In what world is a Q3 game helpful?

Don't we have a thread about bracketology and metrics so why do we need to discuss that in this thread

[Loaded Chicken Sandwich 9,321]

3 minutes ago, Scotty R said:

Don't we have a thread about bracketology and metrics so why do we need to discuss that in this thread

Because Mike Woodson sucks.

[IUFAN1976 4,320]

30 minutes ago, Certified Sunshine Pumper said:

Tf does he do for 11 hours!?!?!?! 

We run two "offenses"-- the throw it in the post offense, ball screen offense

We run crappy MTM defense 

We have no recruits 

We can't f'ing shoot, or know how to create consistent good looks. 

Hour 1: plays solitaire 

Hour 2: Takes a cigar and wine break

Hour 3: Makes an appearance to practice to yell at Trey Galloway and Anthony Leal

Hour 4: Plays paper football with Ya, but then smacks him in the face when he loses

Hour 5-6:  Takes a 2 hour lunch break

Hour7: Plays Tiddlywinks with the Assistant coaches, but tries to aim at their eyes!

Hour 8:  Checks in at practice to say high and let everyone know he’s alive

Hour 9: Takes a dump!

Hour 10: Cigars and wine break 

Hour 11: Goes to the hangout with the guys

Rinse and repeat!

 

[IUFAN1976 4,320]

10 minutes ago, Scotty R said:

I can't remember if it is the junior high or high school. She actually works  For meridian Health but they have her in one of the schools 

Gotcha!  Hopefully she likes it and Muncie.  Small town, BSU and hospitals hold the town’s population steady

FiRE MIKE WOODSON!!!

[Pagoda 5,311]

41 minutes ago, Certified Sunshine Pumper said:

Tf does he do for 11 hours!?!?!?! 

We run two "offenses"-- the throw it in the post offense, ball screen offense

We run crappy MTM defense 

We have no recruits 

We can't f'ing shoot, or know how to create consistent good looks. 

I bet he is closer to 11 hours per week.

[AZ Hoosier 11,071]

21 minutes ago, HoosierCoop said:

Driving Mr Lazy? :D 

[Chris007 62,616]

22 minutes ago, Loaded Chicken Sandwich said:

Wasn't born during the Knight years? So born 2000 at latest? And his identity is supposed to be some surprise? Lol

He said he wasn't born for the last Knight championship so he could be born 88 or after. He could be Jordy Hulls for all I know. He said he was going to report me to the big guy later today. He now says I post on here and Peegs. I haven't posted on Peegs in 16 years. Tyme and I shared some DM's and are friends now. I don't think Tyme and NGW are the same person. Tyme said he went to IU in the early 90's and that we have met before. Much nicer than NGW. 

[AZ Hoosier 11,071]

1 minute ago, Chris007 said:

He said he wasn't born for the last Knight championship so he could be born 88 or after. He could be Jordy Hulls for all I know. He said he was going to report me to the big guy later today. He now says I post on here and Peegs. I haven't posted on Peegs in 16 years. Tyme and I shared some DM's and are friends now. I don't think Tyme and NGW are the same person. Tyme said he went to IU in the early 90's and that we have met before. Much nicer than NGW. 

Interesting.

[IUFAN1976 4,320]

Every day I come on here, ITH or TheDailyHoosier in hopes I find information that either MW has been fired or he is retiring and everyday I am disappointed!  Well there is always tomorrow 

[IUFAN1976 4,320]

2 minutes ago, Chris007 said:

He said he wasn't born for the last Knight championship so he could be born 88 or after. He could be Jordy Hulls for all I know. He said he was going to report me to the big guy later today. He now says I post on here and Peegs. I haven't posted on Peegs in 16 years. Tyme and I shared some DM's and are friends now. I don't think Tyme and NGW are the same person. Tyme said he went to IU in the early 90's and that we have met before. Much nicer than NGW. 

Sounds like you made a new friend, awww that’s nice!  Now pump him for info that MW is getting fired!  Lol

[HoosierCoop 4,159]

6 minutes ago, AZ Hoosier said:

Driving Mr Lazy? :D 

Morgan Freeman (out) --> Armand Hill (in)