"You know you may have a problem with the IU Basketball program if"

[LIHoosier 26,148]

You find yourself rationalizing how being the 4th best D1 team in Indiana isn't that bad...

When you read this post and wonder to yourself if he means IU or Valpo.

[WayneFleekHoosier 48,312]

When you read this post and wonder to yourself if he means IU or Valpo.

my personal favorite thread. 2nd to the 5 thugs at once thread. Hilarious

[Ranger78 1,293]

When you stop trying to think up a list ....

[BGleas 7,903]

Well played! You might have just won the thread :)

When you read this post and wonder to yourself if he means IU or Valpo.

[TrueHoosier62 1,593]

When you haven't opened a Playboy for thirty years only to realize there isn't hair down there anymore.

Oops! Wrong thread!

OMG! Bwahahahahahahaaha! I think I just peed myself. lol

[KingPG21 6,584]

Don't know if this has been said already:

When you want Purdue's back up center to start for you

[WayneFleekHoosier 48,312]

Don't know if this has been said already:

When you want Purdue's back up center to start for you

oh god, so true!

[coonhounds 8,931]

We dont have a problem until shortspacequickness posts in this thread and says so. Until then we are good

[OliviaPope40 6,514]

That moment when you realize you no longer have a player like Cody Zeller GIVE ME THOSE TWO YEARS BACK!

[TrueHoosier62 1,593]

You guys are really nailing the hell out of this thread. I am so proud. :biggrin:

 

Here are a few more ways that you can if "You might have a problem with the IU basketball program"

 

1.) You're given a choice of watching another IU game or going on a date with Courtney Love and you choose Courtney, because "she has more potential".

 

2.) You're giving serious consideration to sending photos of James Blackmon to a local dairy so they can put his defensive stats on the back of milk carton

 

3.) You've begun to offer penance at your local church for having thought ill of Bobby Knight

 

4.) You've begun to offer penance at your local church for having ever said anything supportive of Tom Crean

 

5.) You're actively praying for Got to speak directly to Brad Stevens about coming to IU

 

6.) You've contacted the agents for Kentucky's ball players, asking if they might have anyone over 6'-8', they'd be willing to sell us.

 

7.) You've contacted the agent for Rosanne Barr in hopes of persuading her to sing the national anthem at home games. You figure no matter how bad our team is, if she's on the court, it's got to look better.

 

8.) You've sent a letter to Jim Delany, asking if we can eliminate Nebraska, Purdue, Wisconsin and Michigan State from our annual schedule, to be replaced by an extra game with Minnesota, Northwestern, Penn State, and Ivy Tech.

 

9.) You've consulted with the NCAA headquarters in Indianapolis to see if Ray Tolbert has any years of eligibility left

 

10.) Having been told he didn't, you inquire about George McGinnis

[shortspacequickness 1,034]

You guys are really ready to wave the white flag? Wait one more year. You might get your fantasy. Maybe Gregg Marshall will come; then we can be elite again.

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,264]

@shortpace- I have been defending CTC for quite a while but after the game last night, I have to admit i was wrong in believing in him. The defense was non-existent, There was no game strategy change from when we went to W.L. except that HMP started and played. We were outcoached by Painter, that says it all! I'm really dissapointed in CTC's ability to make the neccessary changes in strategy. I was completely floored by the changing of players....The whole game, we made the exact same mistakes we made in the previous game against them. We knew what they were going to do with the interior offense and we made no....absolutely no....changes to our gameplan. I like CTC and like i said earlier, I HAD faith that he could develop this team for the basics. It has not happened. I believe now, it is time for IU MBB to make a strategic change in leadership. I feel like a turd for saying this, but....our players deserve more. Again, i feel miserable for saying this but i have to face reality.

[FindMeAChair 9]

When this is how we are represented as a program on national tv, haha c'mon crean

[coonhounds 8,931]

You guys are really ready to wave the white flag? Wait one more year. You might get your fantasy. Maybe Gregg Marshall will come; then we can be elite again.

so you are saying were still ok right? I was getting worried. Lol

[FortWayneHoosier 6,120]

When you realize where the hell is rebelhoosier at?

[schoosier 3,475]

...when you think any middle school or above coach in Indiana would be an upgrade over our current one.

[Happydaze 232]

When you find yourself agreeing with everything that GoColts says..........oops I'm on the wrong forum. :biggrin:

[ou812dude 3,326]

When you realize where the hell is rebelhoosier at?

I'm wondering where #1CreanApologist is...

as well as...

CampHoosier...

[FindMeAChair 9]

I mean seriously this is an epidemic haha. At least he tried to play it cool in the photobomb but still haha

[southernindianahoosier 422]

When our players set a basic fundamental screen and.... Still waiting to hear back if we've set any good screens this year.


What can I say about Tom Crean that hasn't already been said about asbestos?