Barrel Rick Retires at 61

[Barrel Rick]

hey ya’ll..

Ricky checkin’ in - for one last time..

 

as most of you know, i am known amongst IUMBB fans as the most reliable insider in the history of the program.

 

today, i post here for the final time.

 

as some of you may know, i am a very close friend of Coach Woodson’s - i’ve told the tales..

his firing has not been easy for me to accept, and as a matter of fact, i’ll set the tone now..

 

Darian DeVries, you ruined my life..

your son shoots the ball like Jordan Geronimo, and i want you to leave my university at once..

 

until then, Rick will be but an urban legend..

 

thank you all for the years of support.

 

- Barrel Rick, 2026

not sponsored

[Ryno6284]

1 minute ago, Barrel Rick said:

hey ya’ll..

Ricky checkin’ in - for one last time..

 

as most of you know, i am known amongst IUMBB fans as the most reliable insider in the history of the program.

 

today, i post here for the final time.

 

as some of you may know, i am a very close friend of Coach Woodson’s - i’ve told the tales..

his firing has not been easy for me to accept, and as a matter of fact, i’ll set the tone now..

 

Darian DeVries, you ruined my life..

your son shoots the ball like Jordan Geronimo, and i want you to leave my university at once..

 

until then, Rick will be but an urban legend..

 

thank you all for the years of support.

 

- Barrel Rick, 2026

not sponsored

Damn, even hormel chili pulled the sponsorship because woody sucked so bad!

[WayneFleekHoosier]

So I guess we will find out which NBA team gets your services in a few months?

[HoosierHoopster]

31 minutes ago, WayneFleekHoosier said:

So I guess we will find out which NBA team gets your services in a few months?

I hear Miami has the largest food budget 

[johnsoniu]

[BeerBQ]

1 hour ago, Barrel Rick said:

hey ya’ll..

Ricky checkin’ in - for one last time..

 

as most of you know, i am known amongst IUMBB fans as the most reliable insider in the history of the program.

 

today, i post here for the final time.

 

as some of you may know, i am a very close friend of Coach Woodson’s - i’ve told the tales..

his firing has not been easy for me to accept, and as a matter of fact, i’ll set the tone now..

 

Darian DeVries, you ruined my life..

your son shoots the ball like Jordan Geronimo, and i want you to leave my university at once..

 

until then, Rick will be but an urban legend..

 

thank you all for the years of support.

 

- Barrel Rick, 2026

not sponsored

For what it’s worth, I don’t believe he was fired. I’m not saying he was coming back, but I’ve heard there were other things going on. 
 

Regardless of the (ridiculous) narratives on here, I think Woodson is a good guy and I’ll continue to cheer for him.

 

You’ll be missed. Next time my wife is out of town I’ll crack open some Hormel chili for you. 

[IUHoosier5]

The “not sponsored” closing line got me, man. Hornell Chili, you’re on the list.