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MSB was once offered a Dos Equis, and declined.

the other side of the pillow thinks MSB is cool...

‏@Broncos: First-team reps. A few nice catches. Good OTAs start for @CodyLatimer14: [http://dbron.co/6se ] No one could benefit more from Demaryius Thomas' absence than Latimer, a seldom-used backup last year, who projects as the Broncos' No. 3 wide receiver but moved up in Thomas' absence. That provided him plenty of repetitions with Manning during Wednesday's work, and he responded with some nice receptions, including a medium-range slant in which Manning led the second-year pass-catcher perfectly for the grab. But others made some plays with various quarterbacks, "There's going to have to be some young receivers (who) really step up, and Cody's one of those guys," Kubiak said. "I think it's a very competitive situation right now. "But, yes, it's an important month for Cody," Kubiak added a moment later.

When MSB uses Sex Panther cologne, it works 100% of the time all the time.

When MSB goes to the North Pole Santa sits on his lap

Like Kim Jong Un, MSB does not poop.

Got a good laugh out of this one.

Chips think they are "all that and a bag of MSB"

MSB says "If you think a Polar Bear has Cool toenails, u betta check me out!"

The world DOES revolve around MSB

Not only Kentucky:

MSB was offered the lead in the new Conan the Barbarian movie, but turned it down because he was told he couldn't wear the candystrips.

MSB birthed himself.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2015/05/28/no-stranger-to-the-deaf-world-victor-oladipo-speaks-at-sisters-school/?postshare=3801432824610843 He truly a great ambassador for the team there are some that could learn from him.

Prayer offered up on you and your sister's and the rest of the family's behalf.   Very sorry to hear the news.

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/5/28/8676173/riley-celebrates-warriors-win Riley Curry doing what she does best.

wow, that Twitter rant was fantastic. Best Twitter explosion I've seen in months. Read it all. Highly recommended.

This is how I feel about the Pacers.

MSB once threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.

MSB's legs are so bright you have to wear shades.

While the drama with Davis and HMP was unfolding throughout the week I was amused that MSB's twitter feed was flooded with posts and pictures of him and his family having ice cream and being goofy at a local, hometown mall.   He seems to "get it," and I wouldn't be opposed to having him around for four years.

When MSB gets caught smokin' dope, all Kentucky and Purdue players get suspended.

When MSB was born, the only one that cried was the doctor: NEVER slap MSB!

Ev’ry morning at the gym you could see him arrive             He stood 6 foot 9 and weighed 225. Kinda lean and skinny like corn on a cob              But everybody knew you don’t give no lip to Middle School Bob.   Nobody knew where MSB called home             Only that it was somewhere north of San Antoine. He didn’t say much, kinda quiet and shy             And if he spoke at all, he just said “Hi”   Some said he came from faraway lands             Drawn by the sound of Crean’s clappin’ hands. Once in B’town and after just one glance             He wanted to wear the candystripe pants.            Then came the day with the pUKe game on the line             Crean shouted his name and said “You’ll do fine.” Calipari was prayin’ and his heart beat fast             ‘Cause he knew his team had breathed its last.   Through the heat and the sweat of Assembly Hall’s hell             Entered Middle School Bob to the crowd’s huge swell. He grabbed a pUKe rebound, gave out with a groan             And just for a moment he stood their alone.   And with all of his strength he gave a mighty heave             A full court shot to the crowd’s disbelief.                                                                               Then the Hoosier Nation roared with glee             Middle School Bob had swished a 3.   Now pUKe never got over its awful loss             And Middle School Bob is the new Big Boss. He proved Calipari was nothing but a slob             And thus became the legend of Middle School Bob.   [somewhere Jimmy Dean is spinning in his grave.   :laugh: ]

Death has had a near MSB experience.

Priller stole my girlfriend... More like I let him borrow her. I was honored.

that wasn't just one little lady assitant.....that was the cheerleader squad, the glee club, and the women's crew. The guy is a player

Come listen to my story ‘bout Middle School Bob             A down home kid and certainly not a snob. And then one day shootin’ hoops in Texas land             Coach Crean came callin’ and clappin’ his hands.   Real loud claps; multiple claps; IU claps.   Bob’s first scholly came from old San Antoine             Incarnate World first to throw Bob a bone. Crean said Indiana is the place you oughta go             Wearin’ IU candystripes and I won’t take a no.   Little 500; Dunn Meadow; Beautiful Coeds   Bob said yes and became a wunderkind             An IU legend in our hearts and our minds.  Immediate fan favorite that’s Middle School Bob              Not to mention that he's the campus heart throb.

MSB's so badass that when he survives a harrowing ordeal, they call it death avoiding him...not the other way around.

Wow! Don't bring Chuck into this, would hate to see the devastation to the planet if MSB and Chuck met in conflict!