Who is Middle School Bob??

[IUsafety 2,775]

I REALLY hope we see MSB get some garbage minutes.

Yeah me too. Hopefully, it is because we have a huge lead.

[IU Hoosier41 14,465]

CRAP!!!! We missed the 1 year anniversary of MSB!!! 4/23/14

[Dalton26 16,892]

Wow. Can't believe it's been a year. Lol

[OliviaPope40 6,532]

Can't tell the difference.

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,276]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[ou812dude 3,326]

Didn't Middle School Bob play middle school ball for over 12 years? I gotta believe that the NCAA might frown on a 31 year old Sophomore...

[LIHoosier 26,276]

Didn't Middle School Bob play middle school ball for over 12 years? I gotta believe that the NCAA might frown on a 31 year old Sophomore...

It works for BYU.

[Stuhoo 81,109]

In honor of the one year anniversary of Middle School Bob, I give you the Middle School Bob theme song, with a Beverly Hillbillies tune!

 

Come listen to a story 'bout a kid named Bob

He was living down in Texas with his hair like a slob.

And then one day he was looking for a team,

and down from Indiana came a clappin' Tom Crean

 

Coach, that is.

Coeds, banners.

 

Well the next thing ya know old Bob's got a deal,

Incarnate Word don't have nearly quite the feel.

He jumped at the offer, ol Bob is not a dunce,

He's the basketball player that did five thugs at once.

 

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[IU Hoosier41 14,465]

In honor of the one year anniversary of Middle School Bob, I give you the Middle School Bob theme song, with a Beverly Hillbillies tune!

Come listen to a story 'bout a kid named Bob
He was living down in Texas with his hair like a slob.
And then one day he was looking for a team,
and down from Indiana came a clappin' Tom Crean

Coach, that is.
Coeds, banners.

Well the next thing ya know old Bob's got a deal,
Incarnate Word don't have nearly quite the feel.
He jumped at the offer, ol Bob is not a dunce,
He's the basketball player that did five thugs at once.

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AMAZING. I'm speechless. That ending tho...

[Dalton26 16,892]

Lol that was awesome. I read Tom Crean as Tommy Crean for some reason.

[Stuhoo 81,109]

Just after MSB signed with IU, they interviewed his high school coach. Allow me to refresh your memory of what he said:

 

“He’s a stretch four,” Bacon said. “He can shoot, he can put it on the floor, and he can play with his back to the basket. He’s a lot like that (Frank) Kaminksy kid from Wisconsin, although that kid’s a little more polished and a little bigger in terms of length. But Tim can really play.”

[IU Hoosier41 14,465]

Just after MSB signed with IU, they interviewed his high school coach. Allow me to refresh your memory of what he said:

“He’s a stretch four,” Bacon said. “He can shoot, he can put it on the floor, and he can play with his back to the basket. He’s a lot like that (Frank) Kaminksy kid from Wisconsin, although that kid’s a little more polished and a little bigger in terms of length. But Tim can really play.”

He truly is our secret weapon.

[Ranger78 1,293]

I've lived through MSB and I don't fully understand the legend... A legend was born. I have dreams about MSB making a Smart like shot to give us number 6.

[TomPritchard25 526]

MSB ever a starter or record serious minutes? Honestly? ....

[Ranger78 1,293]

Serious as a heart attack... It's MSB... I'm surprised he does not have his own Shoe contract.

[Stuhoo 81,109]

He truly is our secret weapon.

 

Yes, he is, and we have been saving him for an EXTREMELY special occasion.

 

In fact, I have ALSO been "In the gym", and while I do not usually have insider information, I have learned extremely sensitive, classified, Hoosier basketball insight that I, as a blabbering ass, will now share with all of you:

 

Just as Dakich outdueled Michael Jordan on a national stage, the Indiana coaching staff has devised an instance in which they will finally deploy and unleash the on-court devastation that is Tim "Middle School Bob" Priller. 

 

As many of you may have noticed, Calislimy and Big Blew have now struck out on many, many big recruits for this year: Diallo, Newman, Zimmerman, Swanigan, and others. UK now has plans to sign a high-level midseason addition that has all of his college eligibility remaining.

 

Enes Kanter? No. Guy-Marc Michel? Not even. Thon freakin' Maker?!? No. Not even Thon Maker.

 

It is with great sadness that I have to inform you all that there is only one place left that LeBron James can go for a pay raise. In January, he will become a Kentucky Wildcat.

 

BUT WAIT! Do not let your soul be crushed. Do not let your potatoes become lumpy, and for G_d's sake, do NOT use the word "moist". For there is hope. In fact, there is more than hope, there is a young man, some might say a leader, some might say a savant or even a basketball savior, that can prevent even the booster-paid LeBron from launching Kentucky and Ashley Judd's Medusa-like hair and loins to a national title. 

 

Yes, that young man is already amongst us. He received 12 years of intensive middle school coaching before he ever became a Hoosier, and he has been laying in wait, building a force that is so undeniable that when he finally takes the court in earnest, not only will backboards shatter, all minds will be blown.

 

Stay tuned for the man, the legend, and soon no longer the myth. The REAL Tim "Middle School Bob" Priller is coming soon.

[Ranger78 1,293]

LMFAO... That post was legendary. ..

[OliviaPope40 6,532]

Might need to add this one.

[Class of '66 Old Fart 84,880]

Wow, talk about enlightenment.  I always thought MSB was something they put in chinese food!  :laugh:

[IU Hoosier41 14,465]

Hey [member='IndyHutch'] & all the other newbies  - Since you are officially one of us, you should probably learn where our love of Tim "Middle School Bob" Priller came from.