They “Retired” Coach Woodson Thread

[LIHoosier 27,134]

Yeah, Zima's were a generation ahead of their time. Selling it in the 90s though, if it wasn't beer or hard liquor, it was a 'girly drink'.

[Stuhoo 84,615]

26 minutes ago, Hovadipo said:

 

Now wait a dang minute I have 1) never had a Zima and 2) never taken shots at anyone for drinking them because they sound delicious. Are they just White Claws for The Olds? I love an ice cold Claw. 

Homemade Zima Recipe:

1. One can White Claw
2. Three tablespoons corn syrup.

Mix thoroughly and serve.

[Chris007 51,985]

24 minutes ago, LIHoosier said:

Yeah, Zima's were a generation ahead of their time. Selling it in the 90s though, if it wasn't beer or hard liquor, it was a 'girly drink'.

So college guys drink white claws and high noons and drinks like that these days, right?

[Stuhoo 84,615]

6 minutes ago, Chris007 said:

So college guys drink white claws and high noons and drinks like that these days, right?

Said in best old guy voice, "What? Little Kings and a keg of Old Milwaukee ain't good enough fer ya little punks?!!?"

[Hovadipo 58,860]

17 minutes ago, Stuhoo said:

Homemade Zima Recipe:

1. One can White Claw
2. Three tablespoons corn syrup.

Mix thoroughly and serve.

[Chris007 51,985]

14 minutes ago, Stuhoo said:

Said in best old guy voice, "What? Little Kings and a keg of Old Milwaukee ain't good enough fer ya little punks?!!?"

I ask because my son said what am I going to drink in college since I'm allergic to beer. I said white claws or something like that. He said only girls drink those. I said I don't think so. My wife said he could drink wine. I said no way he's showing up to a party with a bottle of wine. 

[Stuhoo 84,615]

4 minutes ago, Chris007 said:

I ask because my son said what am I going to drink in college since I'm allergic to beer. I said white claws or something like that. He said only girls drink those. I said I don't think so. My wife said he could drink wine. I said no way he's showing up to a party with a bottle of wine. 

My dad advice to my daughter the summer she was heading to college: Only drink beer at parties; you'll get sick before you get too stupid. And avoid the punch! That **** has lots of everclear and lots of Wyler's sugar powder. 

Now that's some good parenting if i say so myself.

[Hovadipo 58,860]

6 minutes ago, Chris007 said:

I ask because my son said what am I going to drink in college since I'm allergic to beer. I said white claws or something like that. He said only girls drink those. I said I don't think so. My wife said he could drink wine. I said no way he's showing up to a party with a bottle of wine. 

I'm not a doctor and generally don't know **** about **** (for all my Ozark fans out there), but I believe Claws are brewed the same way as beer, if that has anything to do with his allergies, you might want to check on that before Chris Jr. dives in!

[steubenhoosier 1,434]

33 minutes ago, Stuhoo said:

Said in best old guy voice, "What? Little Kings and a keg of Old Milwaukee ain't good enough fer ya little punks?!!?"

Cream Ales were not that bad, Loved the bottle shape

[Chris007 51,985]

13 minutes ago, Stuhoo said:

My dad advice to my daughter the summer she was heading to college: Only drink beer at parties; you'll get sick before you get too stupid. And avoid the punch! That **** has lots of everclear and lots of Wyler's sugar powder. 

Now that's some good parenting if i say so myself.

I told my wife last night that I will fix him a cocktail tomorrow night after Purdue loses so he knows what a real drink tastes like. 

[Muskie for three 307]

20 minutes ago, Chris007 said:

I ask because my son said what am I going to drink in college since I'm allergic to beer. I said white claws or something like that. He said only girls drink those. I said I don't think so. My wife said he could drink wine. I said no way he's showing up to a party with a bottle of wine. 

MD 20/20 is making a come back with the youth . Rough mornings but good nights right there . 

[Chris007 51,985]

12 minutes ago, Hovadipo said:

I'm not a doctor and generally don't know **** about **** (for all my Ozark fans out there), but I believe Claws are brewed the same way as beer, if that has anything to do with his allergies, you might want to check on that before Chris Jr. dives in!

He's allergic to wheat which beer has, but most hard seltzers do not which is why I think white claw is OK. 

[steubenhoosier 1,434]

2 minutes ago, Muskie for three said:

MD 20/20 is making a come back with the youth . Rough mornings but good nights right there . 

It still makes me laugh that some in the younger crowd think, and are being marketed to, that PBR is a premium beer.

[OKHOOSIER 4,455]

24 minutes ago, Chris007 said:

I ask because my son said what am I going to drink in college since I'm allergic to beer. I said white claws or something like that. He said only girls drink those. I said I don't think so. My wife said he could drink wine. I said no way he's showing up to a party with a bottle of wine. 

An ice cold sixer of Smirnoff Ice will do the trick. (Do they still make that?) 

[Muskie for three 307]

2 minutes ago, steubenhoosier said:

It still makes me laugh that some in the younger crowd think, and are being marketed to, that PBR is a premium beer.

Still has a following  for sure push a bunch of it at the club . Might just have a PBR tonight after I get done with steak nite . With several shots of battery acid Fireball lol . 

[BeerBQ 264]

5 minutes ago, Chris007 said:

He's allergic to wheat which beer has, but most hard seltzers do not which is why I think white claw is OK. 

RTD (ready to drink) cocktails and hard ciders have gotten fairly popular. I think seltzers and most liquor would be ok, but whiskey is probably out since they can use wheat. There are some gluten free beer options out there that could work, too. 

[Home Jersey 11,588]

Just now, BeerBQ said:

RTD (ready to drink) cocktails and hard ciders have gotten fairly popular. I think seltzers and most liquor would be ok, but whiskey is probably out since they can use wheat. There are some gluten free beer options out there that could work, too. 

Username checks out.

[Artie86 2,634]

24 minutes ago, Muskie for three said:

MD 20/20 is making a come back with the youth . Rough mornings but good nights right there . 

I graduated Martinsville HS in '86. In '87, My dad and a work friend took me and a buddy on an overnight canoe trip down the White River. By the time dusk hit my friend and I were hammered after drinking 2 entire two liters of California Coolers. My dad took video of us carrying on where we were set for camp that night on a sand bar. lol

Needless to say it was a very rough morning and early afternoon trying to paddle in the hot sun with a major hangover. lol

[Golfman25 6,164]

1 hour ago, Chris007 said:

I ask because my son said what am I going to drink in college since I'm allergic to beer. I said white claws or something like that. He said only girls drink those. I said I don't think so. My wife said he could drink wine. I said no way he's showing up to a party with a bottle of wine. 

Vodka.  They drink vodka these days.  Don't ask how I know.  :)   

[Golfman25 6,164]

1 hour ago, Stuhoo said:

My dad advice to my daughter the summer she was heading to college: Only drink beer at parties; you'll get sick before you get too stupid. And avoid the punch! That **** has lots of everclear and lots of Wyler's sugar powder. 

Now that's some good parenting if i say so myself.

1000% right.  You'll get full and puke/piss on beer before you die.  Vodka, especially the flavored stuff they have these days, goes down too quick and then it hits you hard.  For rookies, it can be a real problem.