If college basketball programs were countries

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

I heard Hova wanted to join and hand out Hova hugs to all the future IU knights.

 

We knights do need a little anger management from time to time! :120:  :clapping: But, let's wait until AFTER the EIU game. Then we can hug it on out!
 

[OliviaPope40 7,496]

Draft a Hova campaign

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Sir Dalton The Great has a nice ring to it! Sounds like a fierce warrior or a man of great nobility. What do you think Queen O? We could use another knight!

[OliviaPope40 7,496]

Sir Dalton The Great has a nice ring to it! Sounds like a fierce warrior or a man of great nobility. What do you think Queen O? We could use another knight!

I'm good with that.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Draft a Hova campaign

 

We want Hova! Clap-Clap----Clap-Clap Clap!

[OliviaPope40 7,496]

What does my schedule look like tomorrow?

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

This knight is calling it the night (see what I did there!).  EIU got so confused by the villagers fierce resistance that they took a wrong turn and ended up in Terre Haute. Apparently they misread the signs and thought Indiana State University was Indiana University. I mean it is an honest mistake because everyone knows WE ARE THE BEST "INDIANA STATE UNIVERSITY"! Anyway, our spies say they are camping for the night so we should get our rest as well.  It's going to be a big day of battle tomorrow!  Viva La Francais! Viva La IU!

[OliviaPope40 7,496]

This knight is calling it the night (see what I did there!).  EIU got so confused by the villagers fierce resistance that they took a wrong turn and ended up in Terre Haute. Apparently they misread the signs and thought Indiana State University was Indiana University. I mean it is an honest mistake because everyone knows WE ARE THE BEST "INDIANA STATE UNIVERSITY"! Anyway, our spies say they are camping for the night so we should get our rest as well.  It's going to be a big day of battle tomorrow!  Viva La Francais! Viva La IU!

I'm calling it a night too I need some sleep so that I can prepare for tomorrow and I haven't the slightest idea of what to wear.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

What does my schedule look like tomorrow?

 

8 am:  Breakfast--tarts and tea.

 

9am:   Recruitment Meeting with Dalton and Hova

 

10am:  Take King Cody to physical therapy for his left ankle strain

 

11am: Oversee mid-morning executions as part of new tough on crime campaign-Need Hova hugs

 

12pm:  Lunch with Alaska and Rebel to go over game preparations for EIU

 

1 pm:  Inspect new guillotine and cannons

 

2pm: Meet with royal chefs to plan supper honoring Royal Knight Old Fart

 

3pm: Inspect the wax job on the royal carriage

 

4pm: Dress for Royal Fart's State Dinner

 

5pm: Attend Parade in Royal Fart's Honor

 

6pm: Eat and Honor Royal Fart for his efforts in securing the Davis Commitment

 

7pm: Go to the EIU game and watch La Commandant Shake lead IU/Francaisland to victory

 

9pm: Celebrate Good Times!
 

[OliviaPope40 7,496]

8 am: Breakfast--tarts and tea.

9am: Recruitment Meeting with Dalton and Hova

10am: Take King Cody to physical therapy for his left ankle strain

11am: Oversee mid-morning executions as part of new tough on crime campaign-Need Hova hugs

12pm: Lunch with Alaska and Rebel to go over game preparations for EIU

1 pm: Inspect new guillotine and cannons

2pm: Meet with royal chefs to plan supper honoring Royal Knight Old Fart

3pm: Inspect the wax job on the royal carriage

4pm: Dress for Royal Fart's State Dinner

5pm: Attend Parade in Royal Fart's Honor

6pm: Eat and Honor Royal Fart for his efforts in securing the Davis Commitment

7pm: Go to the EIU game and watch La Commandant Shake lead IU/Francaisland to victory

9pm: Celebrate Good Times!

The King plays tomorrow.

[JaybobHoosier 13,192]

Jayboob Island with Natty as the court jester!

[OliviaPope40 7,496]

Jayboob Island with Natty as the court jester!

Perfect

[OliviaPope40 7,496]

I want the best teas, tarts, and pastries possible.

[Naturalhoosier 15,478]

You should IM Hova. He wants to hug all and I'm afraid he is missing his opportunity here.

[Dalton26 17,208]

Hova is a very very shy knight.

[Class of '66 Old Fart 92,129]

My fair Queen I am pleased to report that my loyal followers and I spent the night changing road signs with the expectation of delaying the enemy's arrival at our castle gate.  And once they do arrive they will be directed to a trojan horse warm-up facility that is nothing more than a gigantic maze that will give them weary legs for tonight's battle.  Lastly, we have confiscated all kitty litter within a 50-mile radius of our realm assuring the Panthers will be not only weary of leg but constipated as hell!

[OliviaPope40 7,496]

My fair Queen I am pleased to report that my loyal followers and I spent the night changing road signs with the expectation of delaying the enemy's arrival at our castle gate. And once they do arrive they will be directed to a trojan horse warm-up facility that is nothing more than a gigantic maze that will give them weary legs for tonight's battle. Lastly, we have confiscated all kitty litter within a 50-mile radius of our realm assuring the Panthers will be not only weary of leg but constipated as hell!

Thanks for the report.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

My fair Queen I am pleased to report that my loyal followers and I spent the night changing road signs with the expectation of delaying the enemy's arrival at our castle gate.  And once they do arrive they will be directed to a trojan horse warm-up facility that is nothing more than a gigantic maze that will give them weary legs for tonight's battle.  Lastly, we have confiscated all kitty litter within a 50-mile radius of our realm assuring the Panthers will be not only weary of leg but constipated as hell!

 

Well done Royal Fart!  I hope you enjoyed your celebratory dinner.   We will have some new recruiting missions for you soon!
 

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Jayboob Island with Natty as the court jester!

 

Done!  Please join in! French fries all around!
 

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Royal Fart has worn EIU out-----now comes the Brawl In The Hall!  Almost game time.  Queen Olivia has given the team a pre-game pep talk. She told the team this is our house! No way an Ohio Valley team comes into our place starting 2 freshmen and posts a W. Our  bombadiers are ready to execute Alaska's game plan and release the --3333333333333333333333333's !