Bob Knight hits cow in Wyoming. Escapes uninjured.

[JuwantGrimeShakes? 533]

Exactly what it says on the tin. We were this close to never reconciling things!

Oh. He hit it with his car. Which autocorrect changed to "cat", which, would be a better story.

http://startribune.com/?id=274026981

[Walking Boot of Doom 18,170]

Exactly what it says on the tin. We were this close to never reconciling things!

Oh. He hit it with his car. Which autocorrect changed to "cat", which, would be a better story.

http://startribune.com/?id=274026981

He's had his moment of clarity! He has met death and politely told him, "Not yet, I have one last thing I need to do."

See you soon, Mr. Knight. See you soon.


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[JuwantGrimeShakes? 533]

He's had his moment of clarity! He has met death and politely told him, "Not yet, I have one last thing I need to do."

See you soon, Mr. Knight. See you soon.


Sent from my place of advanced, analytical thinking: the toilet.

I thought the same thing. If a near death experience doesn't do it then nothing will.

[Stuhoo 85,601]

Is the cow going to be okay?

[ccgeneral 38,084]

Is the cow going to be okay?

Bobby was only out cow tipping.

[Josh 12,927]

Wow.  Cows don't jump out in front of cars.  How did he not see it?  Coach is getting old  :(

 

How appropriate is it that he was leaving a fishing trip?  Classic Bobby Knight

[IUsafety 2,775]

Wow. Cows don't jump out in front of cars. How did he not see it? Coach is getting old :(

How appropriate is it that he was leaving a fishing trip? Classic Bobby Knight

It happens a lot more often than you would think.


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[LazOffTheBench 3,638]

Was Bob Hammel with him? Can we expect an unbiased report on the incident from Hammel soon?

[Stuhoo 85,601]

It happens a lot more often than you would think.
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Bob Knight hits cows in Wyoming more often than we would think?!?

AAHHHHHH!!!! Hide your cows, Coach Knight is coming!!!

[Class of '66 Old Fart 87,792]

Did he shoot it after he hit it?

[Hovadipo 59,553]

That's what the cow gets for not executing a PROPER G D BOUNCE PASS!!!


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[LazOffTheBench 3,638]

LOL. This thread is already a BtownBanners classic!

[Stuhoo 85,601]

Cars don't kill cows.

 

Cows kill cows.  Coach Bob Knight...kills cows.

[Josh 12,927]

It happens a lot more often than you would think.


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When I was in a class for a speeding ticket years ago...a student admitted to hitting a cow.  We all laughed at him because cows aren't fast, then we asked if it messed up his car.  When he told us he was driving a combine at the time it was instantly quiet before blowing up in laughter.  Neither combine nor cow moves more than 2 mph...what the heck?

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Wow just heard the news-----maybe he thought the cow's name was.... Myles Brand?

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

I heard Knight said he was playing chicken with the cow and it just would not mooooooo---ve over!

[OliviaPope40 7,116]

Wow just heard the news-----was the cow's name Myles Brand?

Myles Brand reincarnated into a cow how interesting :lol:

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

An eyewitness said Knight did everything he could to get the cow to moooooo-ve over.  He honked the horn--stopped the car----got out---cussed the cow---whacked the cow in the back of the head---tried to strangle the cow---hit the cow with a bullwhip---and when nothing worked--he opened the trunk--- took out a folding chair and hurled it at the cow. After all of that the cow smiled at Knight so Knight got back in his car and rammed the SOB with his vehicle!

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

On a dark road in Wyoming---maybe Knight was hungry for a HAMBURGER and there was no McDonald's around for hundreds of miles!

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

OK--I'll stop--this one is just too much fun!