Barrel Rick Joining IUMBB Staff..

[Barrel Rick]

hey y’all,

Ricky checkin’ in..

 

it’s been a moment since i’ve spoken.. each Hoosier Heartbreak brings me closer to chronic depression, and my inflamed bowels have returned after years of battle.. 

my @$$ is on fire.

 

as for a Barrelupdate, i wanted to let my friends here at BTB know before it’s made public, but i have accepted a job as the lead masseuse for the men’s basketball program here at Indiana University.

i’ve been learning the art of massage in the wooded hills of my Nashville home, and after a dinner my wife and i had recently with Coach Woodson, offered him a deep tissue squeeze..

he looked tense.

 

after the rubbage, Mike explained to me that i have the hands of a Macedonian princess, and offered me a full-time position.

 

i would like to thank StuHoo, who first introduced me to my new found love of massage, and Hovadipo for building my karate dojo turned massage parlor from the ground up.

 

tonight, i strum mandolin atop my roof, and dream of better days for this program..

 

thank you all..

 

- Barrel Rick, 2023
sponsored by Hormel Chili, NAPA Auto Parts, County Materials Corporation, Applebees’s of Columbus, and my uncle DeAnthony.

Edited August 11, 2023 by Barrel Rick

[Stuhoo]

43 minutes ago, Barrel Rick said:

hey y’all,

Ricky checkin’ in..

 

it’s been a moment since i’ve spoken.. each Hoosier Heartbreak brings me closer to chronic depression, and my inflamed bowels have returned after years of battle.. 

my @$$ is on fire.

 

as for a Barrelupdate, i wanted to let my friends here at BTB know before it’s made public, but i have accepted a job as the lead masseuse for the men’s basketball program here at Indiana University.

i’ve been learning the art of massage in the wooded hills of my Nashville home, and after a dinner my wife and i had recently with Coach Woodson, offered him a deep tissue squeeze..

he looked tense.

 

after the rubbage, Mike explained to me that i have the hands of a Macedonian princess, and offered me a full-time position.

 

i would like to thank StuHoo, who first introduced me to my new found love of massage, and Hovadipo for building my karate dojo turned massage parlor from the ground up.

 

tonight, i strum mandolin atop my roof, and dream of better days for this program..

 

thank you all..

 

- Barrel Rick, 2023
sponsored by Hormel Chili, NAPA Auto Parts, County Materials Corporation, Applebees’s of Columbus, and my uncle Stew.

 

YOU'RE MARRIED?!!?

 

[Dave from Dayton]

For the last 2 decades the Hoosier's Men's BB Team and coaches have needed more than a little massaging. 

I can see that Woody could recognize that and that you're the Magic Man.

I can only imagine that your massages are better than your game predictions.

I hope that Twin-Barrel Rick's salary can keep him in a barrel of Preparation H and other suppositories as needed.  Go ahead and dive in.

[CSP]

N-N-N-N-N Napa know how! 

[Joe_hoopsier]

Where is Woodys tickle spot? 

[pumpfake]

#rubbage

LOL

[Tom White]

17 hours ago, Dave from Dayton said:

I hope that Twin-Barrel Rick's salary can keep him in a barrel of Preparation H and other suppositories as needed.

I tried some of that once. For all the good it did, I may as well just shoved them up my.........Oh wait. Sorry. Never mind.

[HoosierHoopster]

Woody massage.

Trying. Not. To. Be. Immature

[Barrel Rick]

On 7/27/2023 at 7:41 PM, Joe_hoopsier said:

Where is Woodys tickle spot? 

he’s timid at the knee pits..

[Joe_hoopsier]

5 hours ago, Barrel Rick said:

he’s timid at the knee pits..

Well that is an androgynous zone!