MSB Factoids

[Stuhoo 79,726]

When MSB gets caught smokin' dope, all Kentucky and Purdue players get suspended.

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,256]

MSB is making his move up the bench to back up TB

[ou812dude 3,326]

when MSB exhales, society gets a contact high...

[Class of '66 Old Fart 83,982]

This has been a difficult and trying week for MSB as well as the entire Hoosier Nation.  If we could have bottled up all of the tears MSB has shed in frustration, sorrow and anguish over this week's developments the western states drought would be over.

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,256]

MSB started the drought in California by drinking water at max hoetzel's parents faucet on a visit last year

[IUsafety 2,775]

MSB leaned against a tower in Pisa.

[Class of '66 Old Fart 83,982]

This really has been a depressing week, so in an attempt - as feeble as it may be - to restore a little levity let's try some

Vince & the Crüe:     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WAZ60xA9wo

 

You know he’s a player

            Standing six foot nine.

He came to us from Texas

            Passing up Incarnate Word

That’s when things went right

            And he moved to Bloomington

We love this kid and he’ll never feel

            Left all alone

 

Take him to your hearts

            Feel him in your bones.

Just one more game  

            And he’s tearing up the

            Kentucky Wildcats.

 

He’s on his way

            He came to play

            Middle School Bob

Tonight Tonight

            He’s on his game

            We cheer his name

Middle School Bob.

 

You know that we’ve seen

            A lot of great basketball

Under the lights shinin’ down

            On Assembly Hall

Bob’s wearing our candystripes

            For the whole world to see.

Sometimes nothing

            Keeps us together

            Like our own Scooby-Doo.

 

He’s on his way

            He came to play

            Middle School Bob

Tonight Tonight

            He’s on his game

            He’s earned his fame

Middle School Bob.

 

Yeah!

 

He’s on his way

Just let him play

Middle School Bob

[IU Bud 445]

It would be refreshing to see an IU player stay and improve a little each year and be a key player in year 4.

[MemphisHoosier 2,048]

While the drama with Davis and HMP was unfolding throughout the week I was amused that MSB's twitter feed was flooded with posts and pictures of him and his family having ice cream and being goofy at a local, hometown mall.

 

He seems to "get it," and I wouldn't be opposed to having him around for four years.

[Jketch 385]

If my memory serves me correct, MSB got a foul on a free throw rebound and said the other guy was weak.

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,256]

Everyone is weak compared to MSB

[Class of '66 Old Fart 83,982]

MSB is THE MAN!     

 

Tim Priller ‏@Vanilla_Prilla May 16

Almost had to jump in the arena myself and slay the red knight after he threw my woman flowers, but he got killed so I'm good#MedievalTimes

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,256]

MSB would have destroyed the red knight!

 

MSB brought light to the dark ages

[LIHoosier 25,854]

MSB is THE MAN!     

 

Tim Priller ‏@Vanilla_Prilla May 16

Almost had to jump in the arena myself and slay the red knight after he threw my woman flowers, but he got killed so I'm good#MedievalTimes

That knight is lucky MSB doesn't carry a dueling glove.

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,256]

MSB can slam dunk a basketball from the other side of the court

[GloryDays 5,913]

MSB's legs are so bright you have to wear shades.

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,256]

MSB told swanigan to change to PU so he could devour him

[HoosierTrav 7,732]

MSB once threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.

[The Ola Depot 1,213]

MSB told swanigan to change to PU so he could devour him

Only reasonable explanation

[Str8Hoosiers 2,965]

If you have never read the fine print in the Guiness Book of World Records you should....

It very clearly states that in all actuallity all Records are held by MSB and the book just notates the closest any other person has come to achienving what he can do.