Top 10 ways you know that you're about to get "Creaned"

[schoosier 3,459]

Your rommate tells you you're the favorate player on the team.

[JSHoosier 19,896]

You don't pay attention during the defensive portion of practices, because you were trying to figure out why a matador was brought in to teach basketball.

[schoosier 3,459]

Your team votes you mvp defensive player of the year.

[schoosier 3,459]

You don't pay attention during the defensive portion of practices, because you were trying to figure out why a matador was brought in to teach basketball.

Or you ask why coach is watching reruns of bull fights for defense inspiration.

[JSHoosier 19,896]

Or you ask why coach is watching reruns of bull fights for defense inspiration.

Coach asks you what defense is and you don't say that thing between de-yards.

[schoosier 3,459]

Coach catches you looking thru a Mens Warehouse catalog.

[LIHoosier 25,963]

You suggest taking in a Harlem Globetrotters game to brush up on your teams 3 man weave skills.

After watching said game, you arrive at Cook Hall the next day with a bucket of confetti.

 

53) You offer Coach a 6 pack of Diet Pepsi.

[LIHoosier 25,963]

When you murmur under your breath, "deflections, schmeflections".

[WayneFleekHoosier 48,059]

When you murmur under your breath, "deflections, schmeflections".

Hahahahahaha

[schoosier 3,459]

Coach is in attendance and you use all your timeouts as a volunteer coach during intramural finals.

[schoosier 3,459]

You wear your lucky Boston Celtics t shirt.

[SteelerHoosier 2,586]

Oh these are great

[OliviaPope40 6,466]

You notice a girl  swooning over you that you become one of her favorites and she plays up a fake persona to look like she knows what is going on. I beat you all to the punch on this one thought I would get it out of the way.

Edited March 28, 2015 by OliviaPope40

[TrueHoosier62 1,592]

You guys are rockin' the joint! Great replies. Carry on.

[schoosier 3,459]

After a tough loss and coach asks you why you took the last shot and you say what do you think or I'll have to watch the film on it.

[schoosier 3,459]

When coach asks you on senior night why you don't want to be recognized and you say I'm only a true freshman.

[BGleas 7,880]

You find out Georgia St. has an open scholarship.

[schoosier 3,459]

Coach catches you pressing full court during any part of any game.

[schoosier 3,459]

You forgot to mention coach coached Dwyane Wade during any interview.

[HoosierAloha 30,026]

You suggest we throw the ball down to the post.