OT: Best Coach Names

[WayneFleekHoosier 47,428]

Cameron Dollar. From Seattle

This dude's "money and he doesn't even know it"

Swingers reference. If u haven't seen it, watch it now!

[WayneFleekHoosier 47,428]

Anthony Latina. Sacred Heart

Uh excuse me, I'm no expert but shouldn't it be Latino?? Ha

[WayneFleekHoosier 47,428]

Fran Dunphy

Isn't he the "Modern Family" grandpa?

Edit- or grandma?

[WayneFleekHoosier 47,428]

Tubby Smith

Shouldn't he be a Dairy Queen Spokesperson or on Celebrity Fit Club.


Stick a fork in me, I'm done!

[ou812dude 3,326]

Yogi Berra ..."it's like déjà vu all over again"...

[Jafo71 149]

This guy needs to be added to the conversation.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickey_Nutt

[DawgBawls 712]

When I was in the service I had a Marine whose name was Puh Tang. He was Vietnamese.  I kid you not.

 

I know, he's not a coach, but its still a hell of a name....

[GloryDays 5,913]

Bruiser Flint formerly of U Mass

[OliviaPope40 6,340]

Dane Fife

[Bryan Medema 1,488]

When I was in the service I had a Marine whose name was Puh Tang. He was Vietnamese.  I kid you not.

 

I know, he's not a coach, but its still a hell of a name....

All of the best names exist in the military. We have a SGT Dickinsheets. I've also might a LT Hoosier. I swiped his name tape. 

[Bryan Medema 1,488]

So since we still have a few days of March, do we turn this into a bracket? Regions: Action Heroes, Comedians, Don Drapers (Names that just sound right for a coach a la Archie Miller), Wildcard?

[DawgBawls 712]

All of the best names exist in the military. We have a SGT Dickinsheets. I've also might a LT Hoosier. I swiped his name tape. 

There was an IC2 Balls on one ship I was on...he worked on the Quarterdeck and his rank and name was said over the 1mc all the time...

[pumpfake 3,920]

Dick Harter.

[IndianaBB 34]

Limited action baseball player for Cub fans. Razor Shines.

[Happydaze 232]

Dick Vitale 

[biteoftheapple 4,115]

Dick Vitale

Not so much his name is a joke. He's the joke.

[2Much 165]

Can't believe no one has brought up Royce Waltman's ISU assistant coach...

Dick Bender.

Tell me that's not a name that brings fear into the heart of even the strongest man.

[johnsoniu 6,115]

Can't believe no one has brought up Royce Waltman's ISU assistant coach...

Dick Bender.

Tell me that's not a name that brings fear into the heart of even the strongest man.

 

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Be sure to type "COACH Dick Bender" when googling

[hoosierdogg 3,108]

Rollie Massimino - 1985 Villanova Georgetown giant killer - Daddy Mass.  Still coaching at age 80.

[Bryan Medema 1,488]

Can't believe no one has brought up Royce Waltman's ISU assistant coach...

Dick Bender.

Tell me that's not a name that brings fear into the heart of even the strongest man.

If we fire Crean and can't get one of our top choices immediately, can we hire this guy? At the very least we'd get to spend a year laughing and something other than our performance...