Diego Pavia Is a Short Idiot Joke Thread

[Stuhoo]

Because sometimes it just needs to happen.

[LamarCheeks]

TMZ captured video of him going to an interview for an internship last summer. 

[Stuhoo]

What did the nurse say to Diego Pavia in the hospital waiting room? “You are just going to have to be a little patient.”

[Class of '66 Old Fart]

[BtownStrength]

Yet another photo of Pavia posing with the other Heisman candidates. 

[LamarCheeks]

America's reaction to Pavia's behavior Saturday night: "Oh, gnome you didn't!" 

[Demo]

 

[AZ Hoosier]

[jermhoosierfan]

He has a face Tony Saprano would love to punch

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[Class of '66 Old Fart]

[Stuhoo]

12 hours ago, Demo said:

 

There's just so much material here:

1. What kind of a kid "promises" some rando dude he can hook him up with ...his mother:
2. And then? It happens: 
3. Finally, Theo Von states that he is six feet tall. So how tall is Pavia? 

[jermhoosierfan]

 

 

[AZ Hoosier]

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/espn-star-regrets-diego-pavia-vote-heisman-trophy-after-vandy-stars-explicit-outburst

[mamasa]

I crashed into the back of Pavia's car at a stoplight today. He got out and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which dwarf are you then?”

[mamasa]

At least one advantage of being Pavia is getting to be in front in all pictures every time.