IUBB 2024/2025 HAIKU Thread

[Stuhoo 80,486]

Please submit your 2024/25 Indiana University men's basketball haikus in this thread.

Any take will be appreciated, as long as it is in proper haiku format. If your post is not in proper haiku format?

1. It will be mocked mercilessly.
2. It may be deleted as off-haiku-topic.
3. Even responses to posts must be submitted as a haiku.

Ready? GO!

[Demo 19,835]

2 minutes ago, Stuhoo said:

Please submit your 2024/25 Indiana University men's basketball haikus in this thread.

Any take will be appreciated, as long as it is in proper haiku format. If your post is not in proper haiku format?

1. It will be mocked mercilessly.
2. It may be deleted as off-haiku-topic.
3. Even responses to posts must be submitted as a haiku.

Ready? GO!

Please say you’re kidding 

Way too much time on your hands

last look at this thread

 

[Stuhoo 80,486]

Can't buy thrill cheaply

nail slot rim yuck more threes not

Dusty may Brad no

[Stuhoo 80,486]

3 minutes ago, Demo said:

Please say you’re kidding 

Way too much time on your hands

last look at this thread

 

You lie you'll read it

apathy sux we do this

giggle basketball

[Hovadipo 55,884]

Hoosiers are red, nice thread idea Stu

I think I'm making a poem

But I don't think it's a haiku

[Stuhoo 80,486]

Just now, Hovadipo said:

Hoosiers are red, nice thread idea Stu

I think I'm making a poem

But I don't think it's a haiku

That is not haiku

Do better talk b-ball like

Woody sux or not

[Hovadipo 55,884]

Just now, Stuhoo said:

That is not haiku

Do better talk b-ball like

Woody sux or not

yes

much

zen

[AZ Hoosier 6,970]

Love this thread subject
the king of Indiana
needs to go today

[Stuhoo 80,486]

5 minutes ago, Hovadipo said:

yes

much

zen

For Hova this time

Bruce the Fist eats orange feet

Illini sucky

[Hovadipo 55,884]

I still don't know/care what a haiku is. Here's mine via ChatGPT:

Crimson banners wave,
Illini fall once again,
Hoosiers stand supreme.

[AZ Hoosier 6,970]

got to work harder
can't get over that damn hump
our coach has no clue

[triple 410]

Lack of motion,
betrays each fan’s notion,
of winning potion

One asks why,
it's so hard to try,
no dancing, goodbye!

[jermhoosierfan 25]

I want Banner 6

We aren't getting it 

Till Woody is gone

[AZ Hoosier 6,970]

15 hours ago, Hovadipo said:

I still don't know/care what a haiku is. Here's mine via ChatGPT:

Crimson banners wave,
Illini fall once again,
Hoosiers stand supreme.

short poem lines three
syllables five, seven, five
insight without rhyme

[Dave from Dayton 3,178]

Football is winning

Round ball needs threes and defense

Regardless I cheer

[Stuhoo 80,486]

Just now, jermhoosierfan said:

I want Banner 6

We aren't getting it 

Till Woody is gone

I want Banner 6

Sh*t We aren't getting it 

Till Woody is gone

[LamarCheeks 18,774]

Buck's nose don't belong

Woody choice created stink

Scotty, clean up mess

[Stuhoo 80,486]

15 hours ago, jermhoosierfan said:

I want Banner 6

We aren't getting it 

Till Woody is gone

Welcome to the board!

Bold move big stones new poster

First post in haiku

[AZ Hoosier 6,970]

b-ball spirals down
it would have made me depressed
we're football school now

[jermhoosierfan 25]

Just now, Stuhoo said:

First post in haiku

Bold move big stones new poster

Welcome to the board!

Thanks for the help sir

Been watching for a time

Woody still sucks too