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Maybe not the place for it, but it was comedy…

Tonight FOX had a 2 hour homage to M*A*S*H.

 I forgot how great this was, through cast changes, it always delivered.

Funny, but also could bring me to tears. 
 

I don’t think there could ever be a better comedic series 

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So this happened to our friend’s 2nd grader (our oldest is in 2nd grade too). In class, they get a chance to pick a star student of the month. Our friend’s son got to read who they picked and why, and it was a girl. At the end of their reasoning, he included that he picked her because she’s sexy.

Would have loved to have been a fly in the wall in that room lol. Bet the kids and teacher got a nice laugh. 

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I gave up on New Year's Resolutions.

I tried to jog once.  Ice kept falling out of my glass.

My wife says that I don't listen to her or something like that.

My neighbor just banged on the wall at 4:20 in the morning.  Can you believe it?  Lucky that I was still up playing music.  He yelled: Can I have a little respect?  I said:  OK, I like Aretha Franklin, too!  This one's for you.

My wife always wanted a milk bath for a birthday present.  So, on her birthday, I went to the local dairy and told the manager that I needed enough milk for my wife's bath.

"Do you want it pasteurized?" the guy asked.

I told him: "No I think just up around her armpits will be about right."

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