Comedic Relief/Joke Thread

[Dave from Dayton 2,964]

People always asked me if I played basketball because I was so very tall.

I started responding:  Do you play mini-golf?

[Dave from Dayton 2,964]

Gardening inspiration: 

[FortWayneHoosier 5,913]

We need to just combine this thread with the "Fire Mike Woodson" thread because there are some gems in that thread!

@Hovadipo @Stuhoo????

 

[Hovadipo 55,087]

On 12/22/2020 at 7:59 PM, LIHoosier said:

Where everything is made up

 

5 minutes ago, FortWayneHoosier said:

We need to just combine this thread with the "Fire Mike Woodson" thread because there are some gems in that thread!

@Hovadipo @Stuhoo????

 

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[Dave from Dayton 2,964]

22 hours ago, FortWayneHoosier said:

We need to just combine this thread with the "Fire Mike Woodson" thread because there are some gems in that thread!

@Hovadipo @Stuhoo????

 

[Rico 2,986]

[RaceToTheTop 24,940]

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irishman?

 

 

 

 

none.

[Dave from Dayton 2,964]

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I got the tee shirt with this on it: 

[Dave from Dayton 2,964]

This is new: 

[Rico 2,986]

[Dave from Dayton 2,964]

I get no respect...

Told my wife I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom. She suggested a game called "sexy librarian." It's where I sit quietly at the end of the bed while she reads a book.

 Wife just yelled from upstairs: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied, "No." Then she said, "How about now?"

She told her friends: Never wake a sleeping baby. Unless, that baby is the guy you married.

 People give a lot of relationship advice. You know mine? Two full bathrooms. You're welcome.

I was thinking of starting a cooking competition show but all the chef's spouses are there to keep standing in front of whatever drawer or cabinet they need to get into.

Marriage is between two people: One person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

 I asked her: Woman, are you a newspaper? Wife: No, why?  Me: Because you've got a new issue every day.

That's an ugly looking hat...but, it looks good on you!   (RD in Caddyshack).

[Rico 2,986]

[Rico 2,986]

[Rico 2,986]

[GloryDays 5,913]

On 4/22/2024 at 10:30 AM, Rico said:

It could be painful if it's not right!

[Rico 2,986]

[HoosierHoopster 6,811]

On 4/11/2024 at 5:54 AM, Rico said:

Stop spying on me!

[Dave from Dayton 2,964]

May the Forth be with you.  What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his fur?  Chocolate chip Wookie.  Was Luke looking for love in Alderaan places?  A stormtrooper walks into a bar.  Bartender asks: "What's up?" Stormtrooper says: "I'm looking for my brother."  Bartender: "What's he look like?"  Laugh you must! 

[steubenhoosier 789]

My leaving Hoosier Sports Nation

Made some good friends there 

[Class of '66 Old Fart 83,937]

Lot's of days this ain't no joke when you hit your middle 70's.