Conspiracy and far fetched tales topic

[HoosierTrav 7,619]

this would piss me off beyond belief. Thus, no way this happens.

So....Far Fetched Conspiracy thread seems appropriate.

Fred Glass would need to move to Antarctica if this were to happen.

[southernindianahoosier 422]

Fred Glass would need to move to Antarctica if this were to happen.

Haha Fred and Mike Pence would have to drive a white ford bronco on i65 as fast as they could until they got out of Indiana.

[Bryan Medema 1,488]

Haha Fred and Mike Pence would have to drive a white ford bronco on i65 as fast as they could until they got out of Indiana.

I'm not saying I'd pay to watch that movie, but....

[Vauxhall and IU 317]

Brad Stevens going to UK.

 

 

DON'T EVEN JOKE

[redherring 42]

Crean to Texas, Sampson back to Indiana with Ronnie Johnson and Ron Patterson as his starting backcourt.

[seanmm1971 1,437]

TB is the MVP tonight,and in his post game interview he announces I'm coming to indiana to play my college ball as long as TC is the coach.

[redherring 42]

TB is the MVP tonight,and in his post game interview he announces I'm coming to indiana to play my college ball as long as TC is the coach.

This is actually true, though. Lol

[Hoosier Roots 725]

Sampson back to Indiana

Oh god what?

[WayneFleekHoosier 47,039]

This is actually true, though. Lol

SSQ in disguise?

[redherring 42]

SSQ in disguise?

What say you?

[HoosierReb01 7,511]

Coach Cal going to the NBA.

 

Brad Stevens going to UK.

 

Tom Crean winning the National Championship.

 

Indiana Football to go undefeated in 2015.

#1 is a possibility, #2 is a nightmare and #4 is way more likely than #3.

[Big Bad Wolf 101]

I want to know how Sirhan Sirhan knew that Robert Kennedy would be coming through the kitchen when that was a last second change of plans.

[biteoftheapple 4,115]

Esp

[JSHoosier 19,633]

Crean was given that contract to secretly turn IU into a football school.

[SteelerHoosier 2,586]

Crean was given that contract to secretly turn IU into a football school.

Fine with me if it happens lol. Football is my favorite sport........yeah I'm one of the weird ones born in Indiana

[Naturalhoosier 15,363]

Fine with me if it happens lol. Football is my favorite sport........yeah I'm one of the weird ones born in Indiana

There's a few of us crazies around!

[incrediboy 919]

Moby Dick is a disease caused by an overdose of Viagra causing whale-like crotch symptoms. It is, however, a racist disease because it only works on great whites.

 

A Peter Pan is hospital slang for a bed basin. Those who need one are to ring their "tinkle bells."

 

Dean Smith's ghost visits Coach K nightly and induces nightmares. Among them are overtime losses, Bobby Hurley and Grant Hill choosing to enroll at UNC, and an Army spokesman calling and telling Mike that a clerical error was made and he must immediately return to two more years of active military duty, 

 

Ronald McDonald and Wendy have secretly carried on an affair for years. Wendy says the rumors are "chili." Ronald calls them "McNuts." A Burger King spokesman says the whole story is one big whopper.

 

Bird seed does not yield birds if you plant it. Talk about lies in advertising.

 

French Lick, Indiana, may be a popular getaway destination, but it's not as much fun as the name implies.

 

Tom Crean and Matt Painter have announced a joint venture under which they will both coach the state's two B1G teams. Whichever one brings the bigger joint to smoke beforehand gets first choice for the next game.

 

ISIS has applied to join the SEC, saying, "Yeah, bring on Kentucky. Them tall guys are big targets."

 

Purdue admits it taught the Chick-Fil-A cows to spell "chikin" but claims it's a breakthrough, not a screw-up.

 

Harry Reid was really beaten by (insert your own punchline here...I'll not get into politics as per the rules of the board), but he chose to say he slipped on the treadmill.

 

The first space alien has been confirmed on Earth. He is 9 feet, 7 inches tall and has a vertical leap of 22 feet and a wingspan of 48 feet with his arms extended to full elasticity. He is said to be considering a basketball scholarship at either Indiana or Colgate, the latter because of his admiration for toothpaste, which is not available on his home planet.

 

That WAS really Gene Keady's real hair. He had it intentionally styled to look like a bad rug.

 

A truth serum has been developed by a Kentucky scientist that can be sprayed into the air and affect everyone within a 200-mile radius. In a supposedly unrelated story, John Calipari and Rick Pitino have resigned their coaching positions.

 

Most of Hillary's deleted emails mentioned either Jim Boeheim or Dick Vitale. Bo Ryan has denied ever knowing her.

 

Several academic irregularities will force Kentucky to forfeit every game of the 2014-15 season.

 

With one year of eligibility remaining, Matt Roth is lobbying to return for one more year, saying, "With Zeisloft and me, no defense can keep up with us."

[incrediboy 919]

Fine with me if it happens lol. Football is my favorite sport........yeah I'm one of the weird ones born in Indiana

Aw, c'mon, football is just something you do while you wait for basketball season to start. The #1 sport in Indiana is basketball, which is played six months out of the year. The number two sport is talking about basketball, which is played year-round.

[SteelerHoosier 2,586]

Aw, c'mon, football is just something you do while you wait for basketball season to start. The #1 sport in Indiana is basketball, which is played six months out of the year. The number two sport is talking about basketball, which is played year-round.

Doesn't matter to me lol. Football is #1 in my heart. Paid for the bulk of my education and I get a decent little stipend for coaching it now. lol. :)