Top 10 ways you know that you're about to get "Creaned"

[schoosier 3,459]

You catch coach counting all his money with Fred Glass and you said "Where's my take?"

[BGleas 7,880]

Your sophomore year ends.

[southernindianahoosier 422]

When you've become the oldest player on the team at age 19.

[Geometry Hoosier 1,151]

You buy coach some suspenders for his b-day.

[HoosierAloha 30,026]

As a wing you're given the PG duties for the "benchmob."

[WayneFleekHoosier 48,057]

When it's a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday in late March. Lookout!

[JSHoosier 19,894]

Question, can an AD get Creaned?  I can think of a candidate if that's the case.

[WayneFleekHoosier 48,057]

For the record, I've read the staff tried talking MH into staying. But I'm providing jokes or trying because it's fun. Lighten up folks. It's entertainment :)

[WayneFleekHoosier 48,057]

When all of the sudden you see a "No Flamethrowers Allowed" sign in Cook Hall.

[WayneFleekHoosier 48,057]

When you finally pass remedial math class and learn to add and subtract numbers up to 13. Uh oh.

[OliviaPope40 6,466]

For the record, I've read the staff tried talking MH into staying. But I'm providing jokes or trying because it's fun. Lighten up folks. It's entertainment :)

They should of tried harder :rtfm:

[southbostonjohn 14]

AD Glass just told you that your doing a good job.

[HoosierAloha 30,026]

Your higher ranked recruit "buddy" didn't sign with IU.

[PointBlank 116]

You are called to Crean's office and on the way you see Fred Glass in the hallway, and Glass jumps in the maintenance closet. 

 

At one time there was a player who allegedly threw a vase during a conversation with Crean. I do not condone such nonsense, but after the years have pass, I can understand the twisted emotions some IU players undergo.