If college basketball programs were countries

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Alright Francais/Hoosier nation----got any good Buckeye jokes?

 

Question:  What is a buckeye?

 

Answer:  A nut that always cracks under pressure!

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

New signs were installed above all toilets in Queen O's palace and in Assembly Hall.

 

They say: "Flush Twice---It's A Long Way To Columbus, Ohio" !

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

What is the only SIGN of intelligent life in Columbus, Ohio?

 

The one that says---"Bloomington, Indiana 226 Miles"  !

[OliviaPope40 6,425]

Q: Why do Buckeyes basketball players use body heat activated deodorant? A: Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree". 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/ohiojokes.html

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Nice Olivia----CONSISTENCY is a good thing.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

I just checked the IU/Francais media guide and found some interesting ways we can identify O$U fans.

 

 

YOU MIGHT BE A BUCKEYE IF---you think a SUBDIVISION is part of a math problem.

 

YOU MIGHT BE A BUCKEYE IF---you believe DUAL AIR BAGS refer to your wife and mother-in-law.

 

YOU MIGHT BE A BUCKEYE IF---you believe POSSUM is "the other white meat".

 

YOU MIGHT BE A BUCKEYE IF---you think FAST FOOD is hitting a possum at 70 mph.

 

YOU MIGHT BE A BUCKEYE IF---you carry a fishing pole into Sea World.

 

 

Hoosier Nation---do you have any others I can add to the IU/Francais Land media guide? :onthequiet:

[OliviaPope40 6,425]

Nicely done rebel you and shake are becoming great assets.

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,256]

Here is the super secret war plan for tomorrow:

 

1. Spread the battlefield out

2. attack the gaps in their defensive perimeters

3. lots of fake attacks to draw the defenses

4. Attack with the tre-buchets

5. Codename "chitwood" will be our all around secret weapon again. However, he will draw a lot of attention in the enemy plans which will allow us to employ other weapons like our berseker~ TW

6. Shut down their one one main offensive weapon.

 

Onward to Columbus, the army marches. VIVA LA FRANCE!

[OliviaPope40 6,425]

After a long wait, two Ohio State graduates finally get jobs at a sawmill. It was their first day on the job. Suddenly one screams "OOUUUCCHHHH!!! I lost my finger!" The other glances over, "Oh yeah, how did you do that?" "Well, I was just trying to touch this big spinning wheel like thi..Dang! There goes another one!!" 

[Naturalhoosier 15,407]

You had me at trebuchets!

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

I like the plan Shake!

 

Captain Collin Chitwood will lead the charge!

 

Viva La Francais---Viva La IU!

[OliviaPope40 6,425]

Well guys here we go.

[OliviaPope40 6,425]

Hey rebel do your research and work your NBA skills for me.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

We had a slight setback in Columbus! 

 

Our trebuchets were woking fine----but their deux-layups were working even better,

 

We could not hold our lines and they ran right through us.

 

Retreat---troop movement back to Indiana---destination West Lafayette---nose clips required!

[OliviaPope40 6,425]

We had a slight setback in Columbus! 

 

Our trebuchets were woking fine----but their deux-layups were working even better,

 

We could not hold our lines and they ran right through us.

 

Retreat---troop movement back to Indiana---destination West Lafayette---nose clips required!

We will be needing Hazmat teams and some quarantine stations. 

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

We will be needing Hazmat teams and some quarantine stations. 

 

Yes---it will be difficult shooting 3 pointers in those full-body hazmat suits!  :biggrin:
 

[OliviaPope40 6,425]

Yes---it will be difficult shooting 3 pointers in those full-body hazmat suits!  :biggrin:
 

Well we need something.

[JSHoosier 19,811]

Yes---it will be difficult shooting 3 pointers in those full-body hazmat suits!  :biggrin:
 

At least we won't have to worry about their co-eds distracting us.  I think/hope we don't have any players that dig farm animals.

[OliviaPope40 6,425]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq_dJcK152g#t=21

This could use some more work.

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,256]

Code Name: Boilers blow

 

1. Spies have identified considerable weaknesses in w. laugh-e-ett which we can use to our advantage.

2. Tre-buches will be in full effect. Bomb, Bomb, Bomb! I see us hitting the most of the year.

3. Go around the big tanks and make them commit them out of their defensive perimeter

4. Put the prillernator or April to make them think we are going to play up to their strengths but pull Priller out for 3s

 

Viva La France!