Favorite IUBBall Humor/Joke

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

OK Hoosier Nation---what's your favorite IU Basketball related piece of humor or joke? It can be a joke about Purdue or UK or even a humorous story about something that happened at an IUBBall game.

 

Let the fun begin!

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

A teacher who was a Purdue grad was talking to her class at a school near Lafayette, Indiana.

 

She asked for all students who were Purdue Boilermaker fans to raise their hands. Everybody in the class except for one little girl raised their hand.

 

The teacher asked the little girl why she did not raise her hand.  The little girl replied it was because she was an IU fan.  The teacher asked her why she was an IU fan.

 

The little girl said it was because her mom and her dad were IU fans.

 

The teacher was disgusted and said that was not a good reason.  To use an example, the teacher asked the little girl--- "if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron then what would that make you"?

 

The little girl smiled and said---- "THEN I would be a Boilermaker"!

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Why does the Purdue basketball team only play 14 holes of golf?  Because----they never make it to THE FINAL FOUR!

 

How many Hoosiers does it take to change a light bulb?  Ten.  One to actually change the bulb and the other nine to stand around and talk about how great the old bulbs used to be! 

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Why do UK graduates keep their college diplomas on the top of the dashboards in their trucks?  So they can park in handicap parking spaces!  :scratchhead:

[drewheck 749]

What do UK fans and plungers have in common?
They can't stop bringing up old crap

[GloryDays 6,087]

Whats the best thing to ever come out of Ky?

 

 

 

 

65 North :thankyou:

[OliviaPope40 7,198]

There's some story that I'm trying find and I can't remember the title.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Hope you find it Olivia!

 

Do you know why Purdue fans are unable to do an internet search?  Because they can't string three W's together in a row!

 

www. littlebrother.com !   :onthequiet:

[CampHoosier 3,697]

Any time a Purdue fan brings up basketball is a joke. They always say the following:

 

1. You dwell on the past IU fans!

 

IMMEDIATELY followed by

 

2. We have more Big Ten titles! We have beaten IU more!

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Yeah CampCrean ---they NEVER want to talk about post season success---or the lack there-of !

 

March Madness for Purdue is when they are sitting at home once again watching IU continue to play BBall!

[OliviaPope40 7,198]

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[BubbleKnuts 569]

I LOL'd at that last one Olivia.


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[OliviaPope40 7,198]

I LOL'd at that last one Olivia.


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Purdue is the iPhone and we are the Windows phone.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Good stuff----I know someone has to have some good UK humor!  Represent!

[Kepner 1,261]

How do you get a Purdue grad off your porch?

Pay for the pizza!!

[Hovadipo 60,294]

CAN'T SPELL "POOPY NERDBAGS" WITHOUT P-U-R-D-U-E! LOL AM I RIGHT


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[Geometry Hoosier 1,178]

Well, I was fishing on the Hoosier side of the Ohio River one night. I had caught several nice catfish, when I heard someone yelling from the Ky side. Come to find out it was the Dean of students at UK. He was in Owensboro talking to local high school kids. He said hey there Hoosier I see you're catching quite a few fish over there, can I join you? I said sure, I'll shine my flashlight over that way and you walk over on the beam. He said, how dumb do you think I am son, I'll get halfway across and you'll shut out the light.


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