IU cancels 2014-5 Mens Basketball schedule

[HoosierReb01 7,511]

Transfers expected, more to follow!

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In related news, Will  Sheehey has signed a contract with Vivid Films to star in a line of XXX rated films tentavily titled, "Slam Dunk Babes".

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In related news, Will  Sheehey has signed a contract with Vivid Films to star in a line of XXX rated films tentavily titled, "Slam Dunk Babes".

 

Cue Peter Jurkin joke in 3...2...1...

[OliviaPope40 6,377]

Okay wait what's going on I do not approve?

[eddiejames 25]

My favorite Jurkin joke came when he committed to IU. The tweet from an IU beat writer went something like this "It's been Peter Jurkin here all day, and despite what my mom said I haven't went blind!"


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Peter Jurkin was looking into a pro soccer career, but a scout for the Premier Leauge informed him that he would forever be getting carded for, "Illegal Use of the Hands".

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[eddiejames 25]

Is this real. I'm already in a fragile state. :) lol


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In related news, Will  Sheehey has signed a contract with Vivid Films to star in a line of XXX rated films tentavily titled, "Slam Dunk Babes".

I hear his new nickname is "Will ShePlease?"

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Jeremy Hollowell, of course, has announced his intent to transfer from IU. When asked about potential destinations, he replied, "Oh, probably about anywhere in Colorado or Washington."

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In related news, Will  Sheehey has signed a contract with Vivid Films to star in a line of XXX rated films tentavily titled, "Slam Dunk Babes".

Peter Jurkin used as fluffer. 

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[quote name="OliviaPope40" post="53591" timestamp="1395796057"]Okay wait what's going on I do not approve?[/quote]

Are you asking us if you do not approve?


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[OliviaPope40 6,377]

Are you asking us if you do not approve?


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No I meant to ask what is going on.

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Colin Hartman has decided to remain at IU. In a statement released yesterday, he said, "Matt Roth has asked me to keep his seat warm." And for 39.5 minutes per game, he probably will.

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I heard Johnny's Marlin was hitting the web soon.

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Hanner Perea is currently practicing in Cook Hall. He better be. A lot. 

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[quote name="OliviaPope40" post="53610" timestamp="1395796635"]No I meant to ask what is going on.[/quote]

Seasons canceled, Sheehey is a pornstar and Peter is Jurkin. I think that sums it up.


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[OliviaPope40 6,377]

Could some be releasing their new alter ego time to prepare.

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Coach Tom Crean is currently writing a book about successful coaching techniques. After the editors at Doubleday got done with it, the only content was Jim and John's email addresses.

[Hovadipo 54,697]

"And then the Indiana Basketball fanbase entered the 6th and final stage of grief. The 'state of delirium and uncontrollable laughter'."


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