IUBB 2024/2025 HAIKU Thread

[LIHoosier 26,108]

Hire a real coach
Like that guy Curt Cignetti
Tell Quinn to F*** off

[AZ Hoosier 6,926]

8 minutes ago, jermhoosierfan said:

Thanks for the help sir

Been watching for a time

Woody still sucks too

welcome to the board
post to shed the jockstrap tag
good to have you here

[jermhoosierfan 20]

3 minutes ago, AZ Hoosier said:

welcome to the board
post to shed the jockstrap tag
good to have you here

Thanks for the greetings

I will try to post better

Than Woody's offense

[go iu bb 5,811]

12 minutes ago, jermhoosierfan said:

Thanks for the greetings

I will try to post better

Than Woody's offense

That's not difficult

The offense is terrible

So is the defense

[Dave from Dayton 3,160]

The green football team in South Bend

Were overrated from end to end

   In just a short time

   ND fell down at the line

Honors to IU through the holiday weekend.

[AZ Hoosier 6,926]

7 minutes ago, Dave from Dayton said:

The green football team in South Bend

Were overrated from end to end

   In just a short time

   ND fell down at the line

Honors to IU through the holiday weekend.

That's not a haiku
sadly, it's not even close
now, go try again

[Stuhoo 80,453]

47 minutes ago, triple said:

Lack of motion,
betrays each fan’s notion,
of winning potion

One asks why,
it's so hard to try,
no dancing, goodbye!

 

10 minutes ago, Dave from Dayton said:

The green football team in South Bend

Were overrated from end to end

   In just a short time

   ND fell down at the line

Honors to IU through the holiday weekend.

That is not haiku

Do better talk b-ball like

Cupps hurt more Leal yay

[Class of '66 Old Fart 84,536]

You bunch of crazies

If only Woody were gone

Happy holidays 

 

 

[jermhoosierfan 20]

15 minutes ago, Dave from Dayton said:

The green football team in South Bend

Were overrated from end to end

   In just a short time

   ND fell down at the line

Honors to IU through the holiday weekend.

it's more a limerick

A haiku it is not close

Woody still sucks though

[AZ Hoosier 6,926]

Mike, it's time to go
cigars and wine bar await
please take Quinn with you

[HoosierHoopster 6,939]

Woody no three ball

Hoopster losing mind daily

Roses and rainbows, not

[Dave from Dayton 3,160]

19 minutes ago, jermhoosierfan said:

it's more a limerick

A haiku it is not close

Woody still sucks though

 

Obviously, I

posted a Haiku first

limerick is joke

 

[AZ Hoosier 6,926]

I U in Lincoln
that Asian sharpshooter gone
still slim chance to win

[WayneFleekHoosier 48,233]

Woody ain’t it man,

Hoosiers need a new ball coach

He Must be a DAWG


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[OliviaPope40 6,505]

I really have to think about this one Stu. 

 

[HoosierHoopster 6,939]

35 minutes ago, OliviaPope40 said:

I really have to think about this one Stu. 

 

How about:

Gallo mmm, oh yes

Woodson, no but I digress 

Hoopster, so annoying ugh

[OliviaPope40 6,505]

13 hours ago, HoosierHoopster said:

How about:

Gallo mmm, oh yes

Woodson, no but I digress 

Hoopster, so annoying ugh

If only I could write what I wanted to but good enough.

[Stuhoo 80,453]

14 hours ago, OliviaPope40 said:

I really have to think about this one Stu. 

 

 

13 hours ago, OliviaPope40 said:

If only I could write what I wanted to but good enough.

You can’t write like this

Haiku only— like Hoopster

gallo blah blah blah

[OliviaPope40 6,505]

13 hours ago, Stuhoo said:

 

You can’t write like this

Haiku only like Hoopster

gallo gallo blah

[Dave from Dayton 3,160]

You migh

2 minutes ago, OliviaPope40 said:

Think: Is it real life

Or is it just fantasy

Caught in a landslide