If college basketball programs were countries

[OliviaPope40 6,426]

Pleased to report that my mission has been successfully accomplished.

I thank you for your service and dedication. 

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Pleased to report that my mission has been successfully accomplished.

 

Well done good and faithful servant Royal Fart---please give a full report on how the trip went. Did you encounter any resistance from the MSU faithful?  The Queen will be quite pleased.  One day on the job and you have already achieved a major recruiting coup!  A dinner at the palace will be held in your honor and you probably just bought Crown Prince Crean a little breathing room by adding another skilled weapon to his military arsenal!  Davis is going to look great in de candy stripes--Oui! Oui!
 

[Class of '66 Old Fart 83,827]

Well done good and faithful servant Royal Fart---please give a full report on how the trip went. Did you encounter any resistance from the MSU faithful?  The Queen will be quite pleased.  One day on the job and you have already achieved a major recruiting coup!  A dinner at the palace will be held in your honor and you probably just bought Crown Prince Crean a little breathing room by adding another skilled weapon to his military arsenal!  Davis is going to look great in de candy stripes--Oui! Oui!
 

Minimal resistance from the enemy and they scattered once we spread propaganda that Starbucks added cracklins to its menu.

[OliviaPope40 6,426]

Minimal resistance from the enemy and they scattered once we spread propaganda that Starbucks added cracklins to its menu.

Nicely done.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Anybody have a medical degree?

 

We do need a volunteer medic in IU/Francaisland.  Both King Zeller and Prince Oladipo have spent some time in the infirmary the last few days. King Cody suffered a left ankle sprain on the battlefield versus the Knicks and Prince Oladipo left last night's game with a possible concussion.  Does Queen O or anyone else have any updates? Did they get back on the battlefield tonight?
 

[OliviaPope40 6,426]

We do need a volunteer medic in IU/Francaisland.  Both King Zeller and Prince Oladipo have spent some time in the infirmary the last few days. King Cody suffered a left ankle sprain on the battlefield versus the Knicks and Prince Oladipo left last night's game with a possible concussion.  Does Queen O or anyone else have any updates? Did they get back on the battlefield tonight?
 

The King doesn't play until tomorrow and is listed as questionable.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

The King doesn't play until tomorrow and is listed as questionable.

 

The kingdom sends its best wishes for a speedy recovery my lady.  His health may be "questionable", but his love for IU/Francaisland is "UNquestionable"! Did he strain his left foot on that game winning shot?
 

[OliviaPope40 6,426]

The kingdom sends its best wishes for a speedy recovery my lady.  His health may be "questionable", but his love for IU/Francaisland is "UNquestionable"! Did he strain his left foot on that game winning shot?
 

I'll have to look at the video again. I'll have more in the morning.

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,256]

My spies have brought back some information to develop our operations plan. It seems that our front court of Priller and DD has the dogs in total disarray. We are in to the enemy's decision cycle!

[OliviaPope40 6,426]

My spies have brought back some information to develop our operations plan. It seems that our front court of Priller and DD has the dogs in total disarray. We are in to the enemy's decision cycle!

Have rebel work up something. We need all hands on deck.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Keep probing Alaska!  You always come up with the best game plans! Might I suggest picking them up full court the minute they get off their bus and stick to them like gum until they get back on it!

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

A little panther humor.  What does the EIU TEAM BUS going through the South Assembly Hall construction zone and the EIU BASKETBALL TEAM tomorrow night have in common?

 

Answer:  They both are going to experience a BLOWOUT!  :dancing: Go Hoosiers!

[Dalton26 16,892]

So why is Cody king instead of Vic? Shouldn't the better player be king?

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

GAME DAY!  Call up the Knights of The Round Basketball ---Royal Fart!  :assassin: :assassin:

 

News from the border----EIU has crossed into IU/Francaisland and have encountered fierce resistance from our villagers! :120:

:120: :103:

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

So why is Cody king instead of Vic? Shouldn't the better player be king?

 

That is blasphemy!  King Cody was the commit that started it all and led to the resurgence of IU/Francaisland as a basketball power once again. He was a local village boy who made good and is a legend inside Francaisland after leading his small village to a state championship. Don't let Queen Olivia hear you talk like this or you will be tarred, feathered, drawn, quartered, and beheaded for treason! Cue the guillotine!

 

P.S. Do you want to join our delusional merry band?
 

[Dalton26 16,892]

That is blasphemy! King Cody was the commit that started it all and led to the resurgence of IU/Francaisland as a basketball power once again. He was a local village boy who made good and is a legend inside Francaisland after leading his small village to a state championship. Don't let Queen Olivia hear you talk like this or you will be tarred, feathered, drawn, quartered, and beheaded for treason! Cue the guillotine!

P.S. Do you want to join our delusional merry band?

Lol nah I'll leave the beheading and sword fights to you all. It does give me a good laugh though.

[OliviaPope40 6,426]

Lol nah I'll leave the beheading and sword fights to you all. It does give me a good laugh though.

Oh come on join.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Rebel do you have an answer for Dalton?

 

I am afraid it is too late (literally) for that, oh Queen! Have mercy on him.
 

[Dalton26 16,892]

Oh come on join.

I heard Hova wanted to join and hand out Hova hugs to all the future IU knights.

[OliviaPope40 6,426]

I heard Hova wanted to join and hand out Hova hugs to all the future IU knights.

I'm good with that.