rebelhoosier848891 Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Alright Francais/Hoosier nation----got any good Buckeye jokes? Question: What is a buckeye? Answer: A nut that always cracks under pressure! Quote
rebelhoosier848891 Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 New signs were installed above all toilets in Queen O's palace and in Assembly Hall. They say: "Flush Twice---It's A Long Way To Columbus, Ohio" ! Quote
rebelhoosier848891 Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 What is the only SIGN of intelligent life in Columbus, Ohio? The one that says---"Bloomington, Indiana 226 Miles" ! IUsafety 1 Quote
OliviaPope40 Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Q: Why do Buckeyes basketball players use body heat activated deodorant? A: Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree". source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/ohiojokes.html ALASKA HOOSIER and rebelhoosier848891 2 Quote
rebelhoosier848891 Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Nice Olivia----CONSISTENCY is a good thing. Quote
rebelhoosier848891 Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 I just checked the IU/Francais media guide and found some interesting ways we can identify O$U fans. YOU MIGHT BE A BUCKEYE IF---you think a SUBDIVISION is part of a math problem. YOU MIGHT BE A BUCKEYE IF---you believe DUAL AIR BAGS refer to your wife and mother-in-law. YOU MIGHT BE A BUCKEYE IF---you believe POSSUM is "the other white meat". YOU MIGHT BE A BUCKEYE IF---you think FAST FOOD is hitting a possum at 70 mph. YOU MIGHT BE A BUCKEYE IF---you carry a fishing pole into Sea World. Hoosier Nation---do you have any others I can add to the IU/Francais Land media guide? :onthequiet: OliviaPope40 and ALASKA HOOSIER 2 Quote
OliviaPope40 Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Nicely done rebel you and shake are becoming great assets. rebelhoosier848891 1 Quote
ALASKA HOOSIER Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Here is the super secret war plan for tomorrow: 1. Spread the battlefield out 2. attack the gaps in their defensive perimeters 3. lots of fake attacks to draw the defenses 4. Attack with the tre-buchets 5. Codename "chitwood" will be our all around secret weapon again. However, he will draw a lot of attention in the enemy plans which will allow us to employ other weapons like our berseker~ TW 6. Shut down their one one main offensive weapon. Onward to Columbus, the army marches. VIVA LA FRANCE! OliviaPope40, rebelhoosier848891 and IUsafety 3 Quote
OliviaPope40 Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 After a long wait, two Ohio State graduates finally get jobs at a sawmill. It was their first day on the job. Suddenly one screams "OOUUUCCHHHH!!! I lost my finger!" The other glances over, "Oh yeah, how did you do that?" "Well, I was just trying to touch this big spinning wheel like thi..Dang! There goes another one!!" rebelhoosier848891 1 Quote
Naturalhoosier Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 You had me at trebuchets! rebelhoosier848891, ALASKA HOOSIER and OliviaPope40 3 Quote
rebelhoosier848891 Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 I like the plan Shake! Captain Collin Chitwood will lead the charge! Viva La Francais---Viva La IU! Quote
OliviaPope40 Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Hey rebel do your research and work your NBA skills for me. Quote
rebelhoosier848891 Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 We had a slight setback in Columbus! Our trebuchets were woking fine----but their deux-layups were working even better, We could not hold our lines and they ran right through us. Retreat---troop movement back to Indiana---destination West Lafayette---nose clips required! OliviaPope40 1 Quote
OliviaPope40 Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 We had a slight setback in Columbus! Our trebuchets were woking fine----but their deux-layups were working even better, We could not hold our lines and they ran right through us. Retreat---troop movement back to Indiana---destination West Lafayette---nose clips required! We will be needing Hazmat teams and some quarantine stations. rebelhoosier848891 1 Quote
rebelhoosier848891 Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 We will be needing Hazmat teams and some quarantine stations. Yes---it will be difficult shooting 3 pointers in those full-body hazmat suits! :biggrin: Quote
OliviaPope40 Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Yes---it will be difficult shooting 3 pointers in those full-body hazmat suits! :biggrin: Well we need something. rebelhoosier848891 1 Quote
JSHoosier Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 Yes---it will be difficult shooting 3 pointers in those full-body hazmat suits! :biggrin: At least we won't have to worry about their co-eds distracting us. I think/hope we don't have any players that dig farm animals. ALASKA HOOSIER 1 Quote
OliviaPope40 Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq_dJcK152g#t=21 This could use some more work. Quote
ALASKA HOOSIER Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 Code Name: Boilers blow 1. Spies have identified considerable weaknesses in w. laugh-e-ett which we can use to our advantage. 2. Tre-buches will be in full effect. Bomb, Bomb, Bomb! I see us hitting the most of the year. 3. Go around the big tanks and make them commit them out of their defensive perimeter 4. Put the prillernator or April to make them think we are going to play up to their strengths but pull Priller out for 3s Viva La France! Quote
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