If college basketball programs were countries

[OliviaPope40 6,424]

Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Memorial Stadium? A: Two Fighting Illini fans drowned last year. 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/illinoisjokes.html

[OliviaPope40 6,424]

Q: Why did the Fighting Illini change their uniforms to Orange? A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing. 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/illinoisjokes.html

[OliviaPope40 6,424]

Q: If you have a car containing a Fighting Illini wide receiver, a Fighting Illini linebacker, and a Fighting Illini defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop. 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/illinoisjokes.html

[OliviaPope40 6,424]

Q. How did the Illinois Fighting Illini grad die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him! 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/illinoisjokes.html

[bleedhoosier 3,627]

What the hell is going on here..

[ou812dude 3,326]

What the hell is going on here..

if you don't know...

you need to move on...

[OliviaPope40 6,424]

I'm looking for this story about the first woman president came from the university and I can't find it.

[OliviaPope40 6,424]

Never mind I found it.

[WayneFleekHoosier 47,923]

Like the jokes Olivia! Thanks

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Queen O----dishing out the jokes!  Love it!

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Especially the cow falling on the Illini-er while he was drinking milk!

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

What the hell is going on here..

 

We don't have a clue---we are just rolling with it! :biggrin:
 

[OliviaPope40 6,424]

http://www.nba.com/video/games/hornets/2015/01/17/0021400600-ind-cha-play2.nba/

The king had 6 points on 3 for 8 shooting with 2 assists and 4 rebounds but only had 2 fouls the whole game. Rebel make your magic happen.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

I'm on it----after church and IU BBall---observing my primary and secondary religions today!  :biggrin:

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Battle stations-----IU/Francais invades Illinois today!

[OliviaPope40 6,424]

I'm on it----after church and IU BBall---observing my primary and secondary religions today!  :biggrin:

I'll take that answer.

[OliviaPope40 6,424]

Hoosiers in Pro Ball @ProBallHoosiers

Halfway thru @hornets reg season, @CodyZeller avg: 7.8 p (47.1 FG%, 76.3 FT%), 5.3 r, 1.3 a, .5 st, .7 bl in 23.8m of 40 g. #iubb

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Well done La Commandant Shake----the ORANGE has been SQEEZED!

 

Viva La Francais---Viva La IU!

 

Je Suis Francais---Je Suis IU!

[CampHoosier 3,697]

Je adore Indiana basket et je aime la bière. Vive

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Great move Shake-----unleashing Z3 on his native homeland who refused to recruit him and banished him to a lesser school until he immigrated to the basketball power that is IU/Francais land!

 

Queen O and King Z will be giving Zeisloft the medal of honor for those 3 dagger three pointers and that clinching free throw!