If college basketball programs were countries

[OliviaPope40 7,507]

Cody probably sprained his shoulder face palming after reading a 12 page thread on btownbanners about him being the king of France...

No I don't think that is it.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Cody probably sprained his shoulder face palming after reading a 12 page thread on btownbanners about him being the king of France...

 

Nahhhhh! ------because IT'S GOOD TO BE KING!  :laugh:
 

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

France/IU-----Today we took out the terrorists-----tomorrow we take out the buckeyes!

[ou812dude 3,326]

France/IU-----Today we took out the terrorists-----tomorrow we take out the buckeyes!

France's Police to terrorist ratio 80,000 to 3...

 

IU to Buckeye ratio...5 to 5...

 

I like our odds.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

France's Police to terrorist ratio 80,000 to 3...

 

IU to Buckeye ratio...5 to 5...

 

I like our odds.

 

You forgot about the other 17,777 IU fans in The Hall surrounding the Bucks!

 

So in my book----17,777 plus 5 versus 5.

 

I like those odds!

 

It's going to be loud!  :92:
 

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

After the game----Queen O clicked her ruby red slippers together in the Breslin Center the other night---and said THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!

 

And---BOOM---the team was back to BTown in The Hall.

 

Today she welcomed Matta into the Hall and the Buckeyes were wide-eyed and admiring all the banners-----and Queen O said wait untiI I invite 17,000 of my closest friends in here tomorrow!

 

She bid them farewell and said good luck but----YOU'RE NOT IN COLUMBUS ANYMORE---BUCKEYES!

[ou812dude 3,326]

OK...so maybe this has been addressed...or not...

but if IU=France

 

who is Napoleon?

 

and don't say Bob...Bob is 6'5...Napoleon Bonaparte was like 5'3...

 

and NB got too cocky and forgot who he represented...ohh...ummm...nevermind.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Well---we grow them tall in France/IU fantasy land.

 

Bob Knight was our Napoleon.

 

If you think he's tall---you should see our new leader----King Codius Zeller!

[ou812dude 3,326]

Well---we grow them tall in France/IU fantasy land.

 

Bob Knight was our Napoleon.

 

If you think he's tall---you should see our new leader----King Codius Zeller!

so Cody is like the Statue of Liberty?

a gift from France to the Land of the Trees???

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

so Cody is like the Statue of Liberty?

a gift from France to the Land of the Trees???

 

Now---you're catching on.

 

I think you should join the team----we could use your wit and insight!

 

 

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Now would be a good time to say----OK.

[ou812dude 3,326]

Now---you're catching on.

 

I think you should join the team----we could use your wit and insight!

I've been on the team...

right?

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

So----La Commandant Shake---are you ready to lead the Buckeyes into the trap we set for them?

 

Into the Grand Canyon that we call The Hall----with a mountain of fans on each side of them---- waiting to ambush them?

 

Once we have them in the canyon----we surround them on all sides----and open fire----3 pointers and 2 pointers from every direction!

 

The IU flag leads the way and the IU pep band beats the drums of war until our faithful are whipped into a frenzy----that we call HOOSIER HYSTERIA!

 

And we all eat popcorn and drink soda pop and enjoy the show! :popcorn:

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

I've been on the team...

right?

 

You betcha!

 

I am talking about King Zeller and Queen O's inner circle----a part of the leadership team----a cabinet member of sorts-----all kinds of positions are still open.

 

This is bigger then the Free Masons or Knights Templar----complete with high level intel and secret handshakes---I would tell you more---but then I would have to .......nevermind.

 

 

[ou812dude 3,326]

You betcha!

 

I am talking about King Zeller and Queen O's inner circle----a part of the leadership team----a cabinet member of sorts-----all kinds of positions are still open.

 

This is bigger then the Free Masons or Knights Templar----complete with high level intel and secret handshakes---I would tell you more---but then I would have to .......nevermind.

just give me a target...1000 rounds and a muzzle holder...

and I'm good...

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

We'll be glad to put you on the front line!

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

A lot of the worlds greatest inventions were created by the French.....

 

Just wait until you try our fries!  :lol:

[OliviaPope40 7,507]

After the game----Queen O clicked her ruby red slippers together in the Breslin Center the other night---and said THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!

 

And---BOOM---the team was back to BTown in The Hall.

 

Today she welcomed Matta into the Hall and the Buckeyes were wide-eyed and admiring all the banners-----and Queen O said wait untiI I invite 17,000 of my closest friends in here tomorrow!

 

She bid them farewell and said good luck but----YOU'RE NOT IN COLUMBUS ANYMORE---BUCKEYES!

I also clicked my heels and went straight from Breslin to TD Garden and brought in some supplies so that King Cody could beat Tyler and get 20 points. 

Edited January 10, 2015 by OliviaPope40

[johnsoniu 7,068]

So now you're a Queen AND a witch?

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

And that's the way you crack a buckeye!