Help pick my new username

[Home Jersey 6,249]

So, recruiting news didn't go our way today. Let's not allow that to distract us from the important things in life... 

Like Hoosier Hysteria, and most importantly... what a bunch of other guys on the internet, who also happen to like IU basketball a little too much, refer to me as. 

I was trying to think of new ones on my own, but I'm not the most creative guy in the world. Then I recalled the whole ketchup conversation in the MM recruiting thread and figured at least one of you guys will have some juice I can squeeze... Best I could come up with after speaking to MaryJane was "SandlersSweatshirt" inspired by this clip but... not like I'm a huge Sandler fan. 

Bonus points for references to NJ/Sopranos that don't actually include NJ/Jersey, etc. (EX: Paulie Walnuts...?...) Ideally, not directly tied to any single player/coach (would like to be era agnostic... I'm in this thing for the long term. You guys are stuck with me). If there's enough semi decent ones, I'll start a poll for us to vote on (if mods allow).

If not, hopefully this thread at least devolves into something entertaining for a few of us until we get the first exhibition game. And if nobody responds because they don't care to oblige my lunacy, so be it... at least I'll have Hoosier Hysteria highlights to watch soon enough. Okay, back to TheManCave I go.

[Josh 12,503]

Josh #2

[Home Jersey 6,249]

Just now, Josh said:

Josh #2

Lmao. I like it... strong start to the thread. Any other brave souls want to throw their hat in the ring? 

[Rico 2,978]

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[WayneFleekHoosier 47,754]

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[Home Jersey 6,249]

15 minutes ago, WayneFleekHoosier said:

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Man, this is genius... for real. So witty I'm sorta disappointed with myself for not thinking of it... lol. 

In lieu of the Gold medal they deserve - whoever comes up with the new username, will be rewarded with their choice of the following: 

• $5 cash app/paypal transfer. Maybe 10 if you sweet talk me. (Keep it PG-rated fellas. No unsolicited pics in the DMs. Looking at you, @BleedCubbieBlue ... and, if his flip phone came with a camera, I'd be looking out for @Stuhoo too... seems lady luck has spared us all.)
• I'll add a signature to the bottom of my posts (totally authored by you) for 365 days, so you can have the glory you that's rightfully yours. 

[Class of '66 Old Fart 83,480]

TeeTotaler

[Stuhoo 79,265]

7 minutes ago, TeeterInNJ said:

Man, this is genius... for real. So witty I'm sorta disappointed with myself for not thinking of it... lol. 

In lieu of the Gold medal they deserve - whoever comes up with the new username, will be rewarded with their choice of the following: 

• $5 cash app/paypal transfer. Maybe 10 if you sweet talk me. (Keep it PG-rated fellas. No unsolicited pics in the DMs. Looking at you, @BleedCubbieBlue)
• I'll add a signature to the bottom of my posts (totally authored by you) for 365 days, so you can have the glory you that's rightfully yours. 

Name: “HomeJersey”

Sig Pic: 

Classy. Timeless. Won’t get tired of it. Won’t get mocked for it.

Done.

[Home Jersey 6,249]

Just now, Stuhoo said:

Name: “HomeJersey”

Sig Pic: 

Classy. Timeless. Won’t get tired of it. Won’t get mocked for it.

Done.

Dude............. you guys make it look easy. This is classic!

We're definitely gonna need a poll... anything for the shtick. 

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[Stuhoo 79,265]

This is a fun thread. Thanks “soon to not be Teeter.”

[Stuhoo 79,265]

John Cougar Melon

[Class of '66 Old Fart 83,480]

JoisayBoy

RutgerArmpit

PorkRoll

 

[LIHoosier 25,618]

Bada Bing

Hoos-Jer

 

[Home Jersey 6,249]

1 minute ago, Stuhoo said:

John Cougar Melon

This totally unlocked a great memory.

Once upon a time, a young Teeter, freshly planted in Bloomington was exploring this new world. 

Stadium Crossing. You all know the complex... not so far from John Mellencamp pavilion. 

One fateful night on our way back to campus, my new pal from New Castle and I passed the sign, so he tossed him on the phone speakers. (Shout out to New Castle Indiana by the way) 

I was like, oh yeah, I've definitely heard some of these songs before.... So he's like the Indiana Bruce Springsteen. 

My buddy insisted Bruce was the New Jersey John Mellencamp... but we all know the truth, don't we? 

 

[Home Jersey 6,249]

4 minutes ago, Class of '66 Old Fart said:

JoisayBoy

RutgerArmpit - LOL

PorkRoll

 

Alright @Class of '66 Old Fart, most people outside of NJ have no idea what this is - who spilled the beans?

Sounds to me like you had a Jersey Girl or two in your life (specifically south jersey... we civilized north jersey people call it Taylor Ham). There's an apples to apples Kleenex/Tissue comparison for it. Ironic, because I do call tissues tissues, not Kleenex.

But Taylor Ham is the proper name...if you want the good stuff.  Sorry to drag you into this... 

3 minutes ago, LIHoosier said:

Bada Bing

Hoos-Jer

 

Adding this to the poll option list......... 

[Class of '66 Old Fart 83,480]

4 minutes ago, TeeterInNJ said:

Alright @Class of '66 Old Fart, most people outside of NJ have no idea what this is - who spilled the beans?

 

Google!   lol

[Stuhoo 79,265]

15 minutes ago, TeeterInNJ said:

This totally unlocked a great memory.

Once upon a time, a young Teeter, freshly planted in Bloomington was exploring this new world. 

Stadium Crossing. You all know the complex... not so far from John Mellencamp pavilion. 

One fateful night on our way back to campus, my new pal from New Castle and I passed the sign, so he tossed him on the phone speakers. (Shout out to New Castle Indiana by the way) 

I was like, oh yeah, I've definitely heard some of these songs before.... So he's like the Indiana Bruce Springsteen. 

My buddy insisted Bruce was the New Jersey John Mellencamp... but we all know the truth, don't we? 

 

New name: “Stadium Crossing”

[HinnyHoosier 4,713]

18 minutes ago, TeeterInNJ said:

This totally unlocked a great memory.

Once upon a time, a young Teeter, freshly planted in Bloomington was exploring this new world. 

Stadium Crossing. You all know the complex... not so far from John Mellencamp pavilion. 

One fateful night on our way back to campus, my new pal from New Castle and I passed the sign, so he tossed him on the phone speakers. (Shout out to New Castle Indiana by the way) 

I was like, oh yeah, I've definitely heard some of these songs before.... So he's like the Indiana Bruce Springsteen. 

My buddy insisted Bruce was the New Jersey John Mellencamp... but we all know the truth, don't we? 

 

Uhhh, sitting here at work in NC as I type. Shout out received!

Also: Teeter Ham, Extra Teet

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