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Pleased to report that my mission has been successfully accomplished.

 

Well done good and faithful servant Royal Fart---please give a full report on how the trip went. Did you encounter any resistance from the MSU faithful?  The Queen will be quite pleased.  One day on the job and you have already achieved a major recruiting coup!  A dinner at the palace will be held in your honor and you probably just bought Crown Prince Crean a little breathing room by adding another skilled weapon to his military arsenal!  Davis is going to look great in de candy stripes--Oui! Oui!
 

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Well done good and faithful servant Royal Fart---please give a full report on how the trip went. Did you encounter any resistance from the MSU faithful?  The Queen will be quite pleased.  One day on the job and you have already achieved a major recruiting coup!  A dinner at the palace will be held in your honor and you probably just bought Crown Prince Crean a little breathing room by adding another skilled weapon to his military arsenal!  Davis is going to look great in de candy stripes--Oui! Oui!
 

Minimal resistance from the enemy and they scattered once we spread propaganda that Starbucks added cracklins to its menu.

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Anybody have a medical degree?

 

We do need a volunteer medic in IU/Francaisland.  Both King Zeller and Prince Oladipo have spent some time in the infirmary the last few days. King Cody suffered a left ankle sprain on the battlefield versus the Knicks and Prince Oladipo left last night's game with a possible concussion.  Does Queen O or anyone else have any updates? Did they get back on the battlefield tonight?
 

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We do need a volunteer medic in IU/Francaisland.  Both King Zeller and Prince Oladipo have spent some time in the infirmary the last few days. King Cody suffered a left ankle sprain on the battlefield versus the Knicks and Prince Oladipo left last night's game with a possible concussion.  Does Queen O or anyone else have any updates? Did they get back on the battlefield tonight?
 

The King doesn't play until tomorrow and is listed as questionable.

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So why is Cody king instead of Vic? Shouldn't the better player be king?

 

That is blasphemy!  King Cody was the commit that started it all and led to the resurgence of IU/Francaisland as a basketball power once again. He was a local village boy who made good and is a legend inside Francaisland after leading his small village to a state championship. Don't let Queen Olivia hear you talk like this or you will be tarred, feathered, drawn, quartered, and beheaded for treason! Cue the guillotine!

 

P.S. Do you want to join our delusional merry band?
 

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That is blasphemy! King Cody was the commit that started it all and led to the resurgence of IU/Francaisland as a basketball power once again. He was a local village boy who made good and is a legend inside Francaisland after leading his small village to a state championship. Don't let Queen Olivia hear you talk like this or you will be tarred, feathered, drawn, quartered, and beheaded for treason! Cue the guillotine!

P.S. Do you want to join our delusional merry band?


Lol nah I'll leave the beheading and sword fights to you all. It does give me a good laugh though.

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