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Magnanimous

If college basketball programs were countries

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Assemble the Royal Knights of The Roundball. Let's head North to Ann Arbor!

 

Pack extra water---we do not want to stop and drink water anywhere near Flint.

 

Once we arrive Queen O has ordered we set up an anesthesiology and dental extraction clinic outside Chrysler Arena---we must de-fang every Wolverine we encounter prior to game time!

 

Medema will forward pics from the battlefront.

 

Viva La Francais!  Viva La IU!

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Medema- Your skills are off the hook! Getting better each game. By next season, maybe your skills will be on the level of OG-awesomeness

Thanks Alaska- I'll be damned if the Army hasn't accidentally made me a Powerpoint Wizard, but I think OG is a little out of my league.

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This just in...Queen O has delivered an edict to deploy the new "Cat Collar" that our research and development team has been working on for years. It's a new prototype that we had been working on to use on the Kentucky Wildcats but we have been unable to deploy it since they cancelled the series. (Play us you chickens!) We will have the IU/Francaisland special forces sneak in and use tranquilizer darts on them and then secure the collars on the Nittany Lions. Once on--we will have total control over their physical movements including a nice shock collar feature that releases thousands of volts of electricity at just the right moment. I will keep the kingdom updated on its effectiveness and, hopefully, Medema can get a non-classified photo of this new invention!

 

Viva La Francais!  Viva La IU!  Oui Rock!

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SOS is correct!

 

The shock collars malfunctioned! The extra voltage actually caused Penn State's normally errant shots to go in!

 

Instead of the Lions choking--we were the ones that choked!

 

Memo to the research and development team--OWYH (Off With Your Heads!)

 

Oui Choked!  Oui Choked!

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I am back in IU/Francaisland....I had to flee the palace for a while to avoid all the peasants and villagers with pitchforks and nooses.

 

We must find a way to cage the Hawks or we will have a full scale revolt on our hands.

 

Once we have them caged---let's have some Buffalo Hawk Wings....with a side of Francais Fries.

 

We will turn The Hall into a giant Hawk Cage---and turn up the heat---until the wings are fully fried.

 

Medema---bring us an action shot.

 

Viva La Francais!  Viva La IU!

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