Favorite IUBBall Humor/Joke

[GloryDays 6,005]

Did you hear about the fire in University of Kentucky's basketball dorm that destroyed 20 books?

 

The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

 

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Woodson---haven't heard that one in a long time---love it!

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

And Geometry Hoosier-----if you were across the river from Owensboro Ky on the Indiana side you would be in my neck of the woods ---Spencer County!  Do you visit much?

[GloryDays 6,005]

 What are the best four years of a Wildcat fan's life?

 

 

  Third grade
 

[TheWatShot 14,595]

When you become a Purdue fan, you get used to losing. 

 

When you get used to losing, you get jealous of IU.

 

When you get jealous of IU, you start yelling they suck. 

 

When you start yelling they suck, you make a fool out of yourself at a game. 

 

When you make a fool out of yourself at a game, you have to do community service.

 

When you have to do community service, you meet Kelsey Barlow. 

 

When you meet Kelsey Barlow, you have to go to counseling. 

 

When you have to go to counseling, your counselor is an IU grad. 

 

When your counselor is an IU grad, you give up on life. 

 

 

 

Don't give up on life. Be an IU fan. 

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

This is very enjoyable after a stressful day at work!  :biggrin:

[Geometry Hoosier 1,171]

And Geometry Hoosier-----if you were across the river from Owensboro Ky on the Indiana side you would be in my neck of the woods ---Spencer County! Do you visit much?

When I was a kid I lived pretty close to the Spencer County line. In fact, back in the days before class basketball, SS's basketball team would dribble past my house on their way to sectionals. I thought that was the coolest thing ever.


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[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

That was a great tradition that has fallen by the wayside Geometry Hoosier.   Were you in Warrick County near Boonville?

[Geometry Hoosier 1,171]

That was a great tradition that has fallen by the wayside Geometry Hoosier. Were you in Warrick County near Boonville?

Sure was. I loved SS's baseball field back in the days of the block wall and concrete bleachers in right.


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[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Thought so.  Good times!

 

I know class basketball allows smaller schools to compete for more titles----but I have to admit I miss the old one class system.

 

Better crowds and the David versus Goliath matchups were great!

[hoosha61 386]

Do you know the difference between a Elephant and a UK cheerleader? About 30 lbs. ;)


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[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,292]

I spent my HS years in Newburgh. visited B'ville quite a bit!

[HoosierHoops1 5,024]

Do you know the difference between a Elephant and a UK cheerleader? About 30 lbs. ;)


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Is that it? I'd have sworn elephants were more than 30 pounds lighter.

 

Maybe I'm thinking of Purdue cheerleaders. :pickeat:

[Hutch89 2,946]

I spent my HS years in Newburgh. visited B'ville quite a bit!

Cake-Eater!!!   lol

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,292]

i was the token poorboy in town. They needed diversity at Castle so they brought in this Louisiana raised, tobacco spittin, drinkin, cussin white trash

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,292]

that's why i hung with Boonville/chandlerites

[ou812dude 3,326]

Why did the University of Tennessee chose orange for their school colors?

So that their fans could:
1. Attend the Saturday game
2. Go Hunting on Sunday
And
3. Report for community service duty

Without having to change clothes.


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[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Alaska Shake---you would have fit right in at South Spencer!

[JaybobHoosier 12,214]

Favorite thing I heard from a bunch of UK posters and mods:

Coach Crean is afraid to play outside of his own arena but Calipari isn't! Hahaha. Loved that argument. I kept saying, Crean wants to play at Rupp. Their argument is Crean had to play at Assembly Hall instead of being neutral all the time....... Sorry UK fans, you are IGNORANT. Got hit with the ban after that.


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[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Did you know UK plays in the S.E.C. conference?

 

That's the Show Em Cash conference!

 

S-how

E-m

C-ash !