Film Study - IUBB Defensive Instructional Video

[Stuhoo]

 

All;

Though I have never claimed to be an IUBB insider, after last night's abomination I tweetered JanitorInTheGym, who forwarded a Facegram to Martha The Mop Lady, who Instasnapped me a choice piece of inside knowledge.

Ya see, Martha cleans up in the IUBB film study room, and she snuck a USB cord into a mop bucket so that she could download the defensive instructional video that Coach Crean and the IUBB staff have been highlighting for our players in our game preparations.

Apparently, along the lines of the stellar, take-no-prisoners attitude of famous sports franchises like the Oakland Raiders, the New York Yankees, the Butler Bulldogs, and innumerable successful professional wrestlers, we have been taking our defensive cues from a team in black jerseys. That is what I am about to share with you.

You guys may criticize, but when you see this secret, smuggled video, I think you will all agree we've learned our lessons well:

 

 

[Alford Bailey]

34 minutes ago, Stuhoo said:

 

All;

Though I have never claimed to be an IUBB insider, after last night's abomination I tweetered JanitorInTheGym, who forwarded a Facegram to Martha The Mop Lady, who Instasnapped me a choice piece of inside knowledge.

Ya see, Martha cleans up in the IUBB film study room, and she snuck a USB cord into a mop bucket so that she could download the defensive instructional video that Coach Crean and the IUBB staff have been highlighting for our players in our game preparations.

Apparently, along the lines of the stellar, take-no-prisoners attitude of famous sports franchises like the Oakland Raiders, the New York Yankees, and the Butler Bulldogs, we have been taking our defensive cues from a team in black jerseys. That is what I am about to share with you.

You guys may criticize, but when you see this secret, smuggled video, I think you will all agree we've learned our lessons well:

 

 

I wonder where they learned to get the rebound then throw it to the other team for a monster jam?

[Stuhoo]

Just now, Alford Bailey said:

I wonder where they learned to get the rebound then throw it to the other team for a monster jam?

 

This is the "bad on-ball angles lead to open three-ball" session.

 

[Stuhoo]

4 minutes ago, Alford Bailey said:

I wonder where they learned to get the rebound then throw it to the other team for a monster jam?

 

Post defense:

 

 

[Alford Bailey]

1 minute ago, Stuhoo said:

 

Post defense:

 

 

Looked like Bryant on Wagner last night.

[JSHoosier]

44 minutes ago, Alford Bailey said:

Looked like Bryant on Wagner last night.

Am I the only one that laughed when he got stuffed by the bottom of the backboard?

[Scooter D]

Surely Fred Glass can afford to send some Bob Knight instructional videos to Crean on how to improve the defense (and that is a very loose term for what they played last night).

[JSHoosier]

36 minutes ago, Scooter D said:

Surely Fred Glass can afford to send some Bob Knight instructional videos to Crean on how to improve the defense (and that is a very loose term for what they played last night).

Not even the loosest definition of 'defense' includes what they did last night.