New Chipotle Slogans

[Naturalhoosier 15,478]

--Come for the Burrito, leave with the Noro

--Eat at Chipotle, we have the best grass-fed E. coli in town

 

 

[HoosierTrav 8,338]

"It's organic. Trust me."

[lucel15 3,052]

"Eat our garden fresh food"*********


*chipotle is not responsible for any outbreak of ecoli. Our gardens are located next to lowland sewage treatment plants. You have been warned. We cannot be sued for anything because we added the *. Haha sucks to suck. oh we added a lot of **** so it's official. (How the corporate world works)


Eat local people support local restaurants and farmers markets. Thanks

[Class of '66 Old Fart 90,884]

Chipotle where we help you keep going and going and going!

 

When you care enough to send the very best E. coli.

 

Live in your world, crap in ours. 

[OliviaPope40 7,445]

They have been taking some heat lately.

[HoosierReb01 7,591]

We give you the ingredients, you make it into sauce.

[Hovadipo 61,481]

Good luck.

[OliviaPope40 7,445]

Stocks are falling like crazy.

[Naturalhoosier 15,478]

Stocks are falling like crazy.

Their stock is actually up 1.34% today.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Drove by two different Chipotle's yesterday---and their parking lots were virtually empty---on a Saturday during Christmas shopping season. That's a bad sign--they have to be losing money.  I admit--my family has not been there since the outbreaks started.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

New slogans:

 

Chipotle--Get the fever!

 

Chipotle---Better then ex-lax!

 

Chipotle---Our food is sick!